Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart- From his "The Daily Show" anchor desk, Jon Stewart earns his title of "America's Most Beloved Jew" through a dose of satire that is universally loved by most Whole Foods loving, Suburu driving, trail mix munching, Blue State elitists.
Just The Facts
- Stewart was voted "America's Most Trusted Newscaster" on a Time.com poll this year, which just highlights how stupid Americans are, because he is not a journalist.
- Among Stewart's many awards are several Emmys, Grammies, Peabodys, and one Heisman Trophy.
- Jon Stewart has a fucking asteroid named after him.
Jon Stewart- The Thespian

In addition to his career as a tv satirist, Stewart has also had parts in several movies, including 1999's Big Daddy, where he worked with Leslie Mann (pictured above), Hollywood's Most Overated and Annoying Actresss Currently Working Because of Her Director/Husband Judd Apatow.

In 2002's Death to Smoochy, Stewart was recognized by the prestigious Azerbijan Great Comedy Making Festival Award for his role of tv exec Marion Frank Stokes.
Jon Stewart- The Writer
In 2004, Stewart released America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction, one of the year's best sellers, eventually becoming the standard 8th grade Social Studies textbook in 22 states.






And the funny thing is that if you asked Jon Stewart to write a self-satire piece, it would be both harsher and funnier than this tepid shit.
ReplyThis is it? It seemed less about Jon Stewart and more about how much you despise Leslie Mann...
ReplyI think the portions in which you intend to satirize and poke fun at him, you just come off as mean-spirited, heavily biased, and vaguely dickish. Do what you will with this, but I suppose the most important thing was that I didn't laugh. If you're going to be a dick, at least be funny about it.
Replyagreed.