Heavy Metal Political Activists

These are people in bands that scream about how bad the government is. Basically babies with record deals.

basically this, plus...

this. Confused? Well it equals...

yep, this

Just The Facts

  1. Hippies love peace
  2. heavy metal listeners love violence
  3. this is a mixture of 1 and 2
  4. in scream music "peace and love" sounds like "beat em up"

Every one gets to play run away expose

Dont get me wrong, i love SOAD (see image 3) but i feel theres a better way to convey your message. Its difficult to get people to take you seriously when you're using the same genre of music that screams about cannibalism and ripping people apart. In a buisness where nonsensical lyrics make the most popular songs, tryin to get your point across to the fans (while noble) is retarded, and ends it crappy songs . Why go through all the effort to learn to play an instrument and practice with your friends just to be ignored, when you can just write on a picket sign that will be ignored?

Trust in us...cuz we say so!

OK so think about this, your sitting, listening to your cd's and a band is yelling about thousands of rebels joining togther for freedom, and then the song changes and the lyrics sound somthore more like this

"No mommy, don't do it again!
Don't do it again!
I'll be a good boy I'll be a good boy

I promise! No mommy don't hit me! OW!
Why do you have to hit me like that, mommy?
Don't do it! No, you're hurting me! OW!
Why did you have to be such a bitch?
Why don't you,
Why don't you fuck off me and DIE!
Why can't you just fuck off me and DIE!
Why don't you just leave here and die!
Never stick your hand in my face again bitch "FUCK YOU!"
I don't need this shit you stupid, sadistic, abusive, fucking whore!
Would you like to see how it feels mommy?
Here it comes, get ready to die!"

Your thoughts are probably somthing like "Woah what the hell? What happened to the rebellion and the freedom? I feel like i just got dick-slapped by a skitzo" Well THAT my boy is because you were infact dick-slapped by a skitzo. How does it feel? Does it sting? I'd think so.

Did you just say...dick-slapped?

Why yes my child I did. Now you must be thinking to yourself, "if I cant trust the good men screaming at me about an uneccassary violent uprising against the best government on earth (suck it canada) who CAN I trust?" And i have to ask, do you REALLY wanna know?