Beach volleyball is a sport. With boobies.
The first recorded beach volleyball game took place in Waikiki, Hawaii. The sport was popularized in Southern California. Analysts blame the lack of beautiful, tanned women in bikinis in states such as New Jersey.
Pictured: Your nightmares for the next twenty years.
The game skyrocketed in popularity when men came to the realization that this was a chance for them to be able to stare at hot women in bikinis running around for a while and not get called perverts. Tennis has also seen a rise in popularity due to this trend, but beach volleyball players are wearing much less than tennis players. Plus, the chance of a top coming off is significantly higher than in tennis.
Before starting a game of beach volleyball, there are two very important things players must do:
1. Stretch out. Preliminary stretching both loosens one's muscles to make them more flexible and agile, but also prevents muscle injuries.
Aw yeah, strech that back out.
2. Stay hydrated. Drink plenty of water in order to prevent dehydration.
Water can also be used for cooling down and looking sexy.
Now hit the ball over the net. I don't really know what happens here, but I'm guessing whichever team looks hotter wins. Or something like that.
I'm not even going to put a pic here.
2. Beach volleyball is a very interesting and complex sport.
Nah, just kidding about that last one. It's pretty much all about the scantily clad girls.