Smores

Smores are an extremely dangerous to make yet delicious to eat snack often enjoyed by hippies, boy scouts, rednecks, and other sorts of people who gather around campfires.

Looks delicious, doesn't it?

I'm warning you though, it's dangerous.

Just The Facts

  1. Smores cannot buy health insurance.
  2. If Peyton Manning throws you a smore in the fourth quarter, Tracy Porter will intercept that shit and eat it his damn self.
  3. Smores is the best flavor of Pop-Tarts ever made.
  4. 9 out of 10 Nazis say they dislike the taste of smores.

It was invented by Girl Scouts

Yeah, you thought it was bad enough that they're always taking your hard-earned money outside of the grocery store with their Samoas and Thin Mints, but apparently they invented this delectable snack as well. They originally called them "Some Mores" but then realized that it sounded stupid. While sounding stupid is arguably not usually much of a deterrent for the girl scouting type, they were able to defer to reason just this once.

Only douchebags write it as "S'mores"

List of ingredients brought to you by this guy:

S'mores have, like, 3 ingredients brah:

  1. Marshmallow
  2. Chocolate Bar
  3. Graham Crackers