Wild Wild West

A steampunk western made back in 1999, this movie ranks somewhere between Men In Black (good) and Men In Black 2 (terrible) in terms of action comedies banking on Will Smith.

21% on RottenTomatoes.com

The real reason we like that movie.

The old-timey original. Lots of Kevin Klines, but no Will Smiths, if you catch my drift.

Just The Facts

  1. Salma Hayek is hot.
  2. Giant steam-powered-fireball-shooting spiders were a total nuisance back then. Thank goodness that one dude in the steam-powered chair managed to tame one.
  3. Wiggity wild, wiggity wiggity wild wild west!

Wild Wild West Vs. The Actual Old West

Wild Wild West is to the reality of the old west, as Edward Cullen is to a real vampire. Don't let all those shiny machines and clean clothes fool you, if you were sucked through a time warp back into the old west, the first thing you'd want to do is get the hell out of there:

*Fingers crossed* --- "Arrgghhh!"

You're gonna like the way you look. --- "Dagnabbit!"

"Uh...so where's the poop tube?"