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Fox News

Just The Facts

  1. The Fox News family was formed in 1996 by Rupert Murdoch and Roger Ailes, NOT by Mephisto.
  2. Their signature style is the ambush.
  3. A fresh batch of newborn puppies are always on hand in case Dick Cheney makes a guest apperance.
  4. The main rivals of the Fox News family are The Olberman Five and Blitzer's Bitches

Cracked on Fox News

 

Fox News is a member of the media mafia. Roger Ailes built his empire on the business formula that being loud and outraged is greater than being factual (Loud*Outrage > Facts).
While other networks try to be moderate, wishy-washy dealers, Fox News delivers the right stuff.
 

 

The Product

 

Fox News has product well known for its consistency. The visual ingestion is the most potent and common form of usage. Fox News Radio allows the customer to experience a milder form while driving to and from their soon-to-be-outsourced-by-the-socialist-regime job.
In general, the product is divided into three different doses that appeal to the broadest demographic of customer:
 

 

The Customer

 

The primary user of Fox News' product is the news junkie. Levels of addiction range from six O'clock newsie to O'Reilly tweet-baser.
The product is so strong that even someone without the addictive, conservative predisposition is still able to get hooked. Those who love the product can't get enough of it. Those that hate it can't stop watching it, lest they miss the next slip up.
This is why Fox News' product(ion) is regularly at the top of the pack in terms of popularity.

 

Fox News Articles

Fox News Discovers 4chan, in 2009   Submitted by: jobrien   |   May 21, 2009 | Source: Cracked Forums

Fox News Videos

Fox News' Coverage of Obama's first 100 days in office
Submitted by: jobrien
May 21, 2009 | Source: Cracked Forums


Cracked Talk on | Fox News

3 of 222 Comments

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0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 11/5/2009 7:02 PM
kaly76hummer

Recently, I found an age-gap site called __Agegapmingle.com__ It's a nice and free place­ for Younger Women and Older Men, or Older Women and­ Younger Men, to interact with each other. Age gap is­ not problem there. You may check out or tell your­ friends.

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 11/5/2009 7:02 PM
kaly76hummer

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS HILARIOUS FOX NEWS ORANGE TERROR ALERT?

http://www.morningsquirtz.com/terror_alert.html

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 11/4/2009 5:07 PM
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