Anyone with functioning male genitalia has, at some point, seriously considered growing a moustache. This is one of many reasons why women suspect all men are at least semi-retarded.
Despite being popular for much of history, moustaches are now the style equivalent of wearing a polyester leisure suit on your upper lip. It's hard to say how this could have happened with fine specimens of manhood like Tom Sellick and Chuck Norris flying the moustache banner, but somehow they simply fell out of favor sometime in the 80s. Maybe they just weren't coke snorting compatable. That said, a few segments of the population continue to brandish their push brooms with pride.
Still not dissuaded in your quest to grow a moustache? Well fine then, if we can't convince you otherwise, this video will provide you with some handy 'stache growing tips. Provided you're a crudely drawn sea creature of course.