Bob Saget

Bob Saget began his career as a stand-up comedian, and snickered all the way to the bank after landing roles on Full House and America's Funniest Home Videos. He should be ashamed, but probably isn't.&

A kick in the nuts: Always good for laffs

You will go to hell for laughing at any joke on Full House.

Just The Facts

  1. Despite what you think you know, Bob Saget is actually pretty funny.
  2. No, seriously.
  3. For some inexplicable reason, he is the (uncredited) narrator on "How I Met Your Mother." His past sins notwithstanding, he deserves better.

Sad but true

Probably still funnier than the funniest thing YOU ever said.

Bob Saget. What can be said?

This poor bastard. In spite of being a fairly talented stand-up comic, and having a genuinely funny sense of humor, the gods felt it necessary to banish him to two separate levels of hell at the same time. Full House is unanimously panned as one of the most banal, insipid sitcoms the '80's ever inflicted on us, and America's Funniest Home Videos gave every sadistic asshole in the country a reason to start carrying a video camera.

On second thought...eat a bag of soggy dicks, Bob Saget.

Ultimately...

"Thanks for watching, dumbasses."