Buffets are the ultimate restaurant; they pack all the parts of a meal into an ingenious assembly-line fashion and leave the responsibility of constructing a balanced or horribly unbalanced meal strictly on the heads of the consumer.

Just The Facts

  1. Chinese restaurants are fans of buffets
  2. KFC used to have buffets
  3. Buffets are awesome and not to be confused with Jimmy Buffet, who sucks

Cracked on Buffets

Buffets are one of mankind's most glorious inventions; they bring more food than 50 people could eat to a group of 20 and challenges them to stuff as much of it in as they can. If it isn't all you can eat, it isn't a buffet, its just a shitload of food.