Buffets
Buffets are the ultimate restaurant; they pack all the parts of a meal into an ingenious assembly-line fashion and leave the responsibility of constructing a balanced or horribly unbalanced meal strictly on the heads of the consumer.
Just The Facts
- Chinese restaurants are fans of buffets
- KFC used to have buffets
- Buffets are awesome and not to be confused with Jimmy Buffet, who sucks
Cracked on Buffets
Buffets are one of mankind's most glorious inventions; they bring more food than 50 people could eat to a group of 20 and challenges them to stuff as much of it in as they can. If it isn't all you can eat, it isn't a buffet, its just a shitload of food.





