The Ninja

Ninjas practice the art of Ninjitsu and Ju Jitsu and they might wanna practice on a wimpy loner target with shurikens , so if i were you i'd turn around...

After reading this article you may look like/or try this ( unless you haven't already) .

I wonder what he does with that extra hole...

Just The Facts

  1. Ninjas are the worlds deadliest warrior!
  2. Mortal Kombat RULES ( because it contains several ninjas : they are wicked ) .
  3. Try being a ninja and i bet a friend will tape you , put it on google and label it ' FUNNIEST FAIL EVER ' .

Badass Ninja Weapons

*Nunchaku = 2 sticks usually equal length binded together by a rope or chain , mainly used for gripping and locking oppoents

*Bow and arrow = pretty self explanatory , used from distance and is also used by samuri

*Throwing Knives = years of practice it takes to master , are aerodynamically designed to fly through the air and pierce skin lethally , but rarely resulting in death

why it isn't good to be a ninja...

YOU CAN NOT SHOOT A SPEAR OUT OF YOUR WRIST LIKE SCORPIPON!

my heart literally had a simultaneous traumatising constipation and diarea ( i know it was a spelling fail ) shit myself moment and well i guess so did every other gullible fanboy reading this ( you're reading this so you know who you are ) !