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Iron Man Armor

The Iron Man weapons system is the most advanced weapons system on the planet, used exclusively to resolve problems caused by it being built in the first place.

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Just The Facts

  1. Tony Stark is a genius, and decided to stop making weapons.
  2. He then built an armor-plated personal killing machine.
  3. We admit that we aren't geniuses, and may therefore be missing something.

Main Enemies

The Iron Man armor system is notoriously error-prone, and by "error-prone" we mean "at least the blue screen of death never tried to repulsor your face off." Approximately 50% of Stark's enemies have been his own suit gone rogue/sentient/hacked/whatever, the other 50% have been people stealing it, and a revolutionary extra 50% on top of that have been the suit driving good guys wearing it insane. Yes, Tony Stark can invent more problems than mathematically possible, and yes, it would have been much less trouble for everyone if he'd just got into World of Warcraft.

Iron Man Armor Articles

5 Deadly Sci-Fi Gadgets You Can Build At Home   Submitted by: LukeMcKinney   |   Aug 16, 2009 | Source: Cracked
Who says you need to be a genius to build high voltage weaponry? Apart from the coroner?
5 Superpowers Science Will Give Us in Our Lifetime   Submitted by: LukeMcKinney   |   Aug 16, 2009 | Source: Cracked
Want a real Iron Man suit?
Stark Industries   Submitted by: LukeMcKinney   |   Aug 16, 2009 | Source: The desk of Tony Stark. And by "desk" we mean "bar".
Want to work for Stark Industries?


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0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 9/17/2009 7:47 AM
diamondsingle

Yes it was an obviously facetious article about the possible plot holes in Iron Man. However, we forget that he indeed hogged everything because he CAN and because he wants to be a goddam super hero! Anyway his mission statement still stands numbnuts, I don't see what you Cracked writers are missing out on... Besides Batman carries lethal weapons in his arsenal, everything he uses can kill, even his explosive batarangs, it's all a matter of the user, and both Wayne and Stark have control over their creations :p

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 8/24/2009 7:40 PM
user

"Oh look, a Windows ME install disc!"

That was great but still a weak topic. Let's move on, the 2nd isn't even coming out soon and there ar eplenty of other movies to destroy like Avatar.

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 8/23/2009 11:16 AM
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