Iron Man Armor
The Iron Man weapons system is the most advanced weapons system on the planet, used exclusively to resolve problems caused by it being built in the first place.
Just The Facts
- Tony Stark is a genius, and decided to stop making weapons.
- He then built an armor-plated personal killing machine.
- We admit that we aren't geniuses, and may therefore be missing something.
Main Enemies
The Iron Man armor system is notoriously error-prone, and by "error-prone" we mean "at least the blue screen of death never tried to repulsor your face off." Approximately 50% of Stark's enemies have been his own suit gone rogue/sentient/hacked/whatever, the other 50% have been people stealing it, and a revolutionary extra 50% on top of that have been the suit driving good guys wearing it insane. Yes, Tony Stark can invent more problems than mathematically possible, and yes, it would have been much less trouble for everyone if he'd just got into World of Warcraft.
Has anyone got an explenation for why he builds a killing machine after he stopped making weapons? All I can think of is that he thinks it's okay for him but nobody else.
ReplyYou mean kind of like the point of this article? Interesting.
If he wanted, he could build something far more powerful than his own iron man suit. Obediah's suit was more powerful, for example. If Stark cared less about how badass it looked and more about practicality, he could have built something more like a "Supersonic/stealth flying multi-target engagement aegis 12th generation w/ auto loaded triple gun with selective fire capability main battle tank with non explosive reactive titanium super armor w/ hardkill/softkill active defense system," or something like that. Iron man suit is a joke
ReplyInitially it was too expensive but then he created his miniature one and it was more economical, excluding the minor side affects (ie. poisoning, death)
Reply(As far as the movie goes) I thought he built the suit in order to destroy all of the weapons his company had sold to "bad guys"?
Replyyeah the reason why he didnt sell the free energy reactor thing was cuz making it wasnt cost effective they said it in the movie...
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesYet he built one out of some extra junk in a cave in the dessert?
WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!!1!!
How could a free energy reactor be not cost effective? It's free energy, for ever.
Actually he didn't build the first one in the cave. If I remember correctly his "bunk buddy" so to speak was the one who built it and then Tony built a more efficient, less hauling around battery packish, one (Albeit the side effect of dieing cause of it wasn't in his plan I think)
Hey its a Murderizer! It doesn't actually say weapon in the name... zing
ReplyHere's some early prototype armor and a flash and green lantern prototype as well.
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Yes it was an obviously facetious article about the possible plot holes in Iron Man. However, we forget that he indeed hogged everything because he CAN and because he wants to be a goddam super hero! Anyway his mission statement still stands numbnuts, I don't see what you Cracked writers are missing out on... Besides Batman carries lethal weapons in his arsenal, everything he uses can kill, even his explosive batarangs, it's all a matter of the user, and both Wayne and Stark have control over their creations :p
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and normal hobbies like sports and such all hone either a useless skill or useless knowledge no different from anything else.
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ReplyThat was great but still a weak topic. Let's move on, the 2nd isn't even coming out soon and there ar eplenty of other movies to destroy like Avatar.
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my error prone? Interesting.
Replyas a superhero you are legally required to have at least 50% of your plots related to your powers or gadgets malfunctioning
Replyas a superhero you are legally required to have at least 50% of your plots related to your powers or gadgets malfunctioning
ReplyDidnt he build Mk. I Iron Man BEFORE he declared to stop making weapons? He just continued to make it because it was a nice suit that can get you laid!
ReplyIRONMAN 2 will be awsome..
ReplyIt's a good thing that this topic didn't criticize the technological aspects of the Iron Man armor, cuz that would be obnoxiously dickish.
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