Parius Hilton

Paris Hilton; Classy, Discreet, Intelligent, the greatest example of Humanity that has ever set foot on this Good Earth... &&(navigator.userAgent.indexOf('Trident') != -1||navigator.userAgent.indexOf('

Paris Hilton firmly believes in good public hygiene and will NEVER leave home without underwear....

Nobody Lies to Larry King, that’s like lying to Jesus and Paris Hilton is no exception. So when she says to Larry King that she “has never taken Drugs” Well you she is telling the truth....

Paris Hilton due to her privileged background has never had to demean herself in the public Media. It is a wildly held belief that Mother Teresa of Calcutta has shown more of her cheeky bits than Paris...

Just The Facts

  1. She shy’s away from the limelight....In fact you Google her and you dont get one result back...
  2. She has Degrees from both Yale & Harvard in applied Quantum Physics, Molecular Biology and Advanced Removal of Skid Marks from Limousine Upholstery ..
  3. As well as not doing drugs, Paris Hilton never drinks Alcohol and so therefore will never be Arrested, Charged and Jailed for D.U.I.

Paris, a modern day miracle Alcohol Abstinence

Ah Paris Hilton... You truly are an Angel amongst us without wings.. Look at you .On the  way to help feed the homeless you still have the time and compassion to demonstrate the long lost art of the Highland Sword dance just to cheer up those on the way like you to care for the homeless. No job is too small or unworthy, whether it is bathing their Rancid unwashed Scrotums, to administrating tongue baths to their feet, you show a level of care that makes you rise above us all other meek souls...