The white Bruce Lee, just with some worse acting choices.
Jason Statham is America's badass. Plain and simple, his patented fuck you stare, his constant rageaholicism, and his uncanny ability to beat living shit out of anyone he doesn't like. He can do it all, karate, driving, neck chopping, the whole package is there and it is unstoppable. He is a badasses badass, one for the ages.
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Statham and company steel some weed and cash then Statham stands by and watches everyone else kill each other then walks away, badass style.Snatch, Statham must find another fighter to put into an underground boxing match, the only reason he doesn't volunteer is that he's already wanted for murder in twelve other countries. The Transporter 1, 2 and 3, 1 he transports a bag that turns out to be a person.Transporter 2 he transports a kid who turns out to be transporting a disease. Transporter 3 he transports a girl who turns out not to be a prostitute. Crank 1 and 2, 1 he beats the shit out of some mexicans with some help from asians. Crank 2 see above but replace asians with blacks. In Revolver Jason Statham gets tricked into giving away all his money by Andre 3000 but stil beats up a shitload of people, badass.
Let's face it, eventually Chuck Norris will die. No matter how many people he roundhouse kicks into flammable materials, no matter how many horses he jumps onto from 9 story buildings, death is inevitable. So, before that happens and everyone's mind is seared with the image of Chuck Norris dying from autoerotic asphyxiation David Carradine style let's all switch our allegiance to Jason Statham. He is awesome and, as he has demonstrated in Crank and The Transporter, it is impossible to kill him. In the nicest possible way, he is the human cockroach. So, I vote we all switch allegiances to Jason Statham because he will never ever die.