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Social Networking Sites

Social networking sites self-destruct more regularly than depressed Bond villain lairs full of Mission Impossible messages, leaking oil drums and a drunken fire juggler.

Twitter: More Popular Than A Drunken Cheerleader, Just As Likely to Be Screwed

 

Facebook: Possibly Peaked, Flirting With a Cash Grab

MySpace: The Cautionary Tale

 

Networking sites replace troublesome "meaningful relationships" with an easily-tracked number. Unlike friends, logging on doesn't require effort.  Or showers. The instant it becomes possible to conceive over the internet the human race will start evolving backwards.

Making Money

The precise moment a social networking site turns to shit is when the makers realise "Wow, we've got an army of millions of obsessives - how do we make money from them?"  MySpace turned their entire site into a commercial break, Facebook lets anyone who can hit a keyboard two tries out of three poison the place with crapplications, and Twitter are just hoping the problem will go away/one of the team will find a treasure map.

 

 

Social Networking Sites Articles

The 6 Most Oboxious (And Unavoidable) Facebook Groups   Submitted by: LukeMcKinney   |   Aug 13, 2009 | Source: Cracked
You've already been invited to join all of these.
The Drunk Idiots Guide To Twitter   Submitted by: LukeMcKinney   |   Aug 13, 2009 | Source: Cracked
Does exactly what it says in the title.
10 People From Your Past Who Will Haunt You On Facebook   Submitted by: LukeMcKinney   |   Aug 13, 2009 | Source: Cracked
They're still annoying you years later, but at least "ignore" is just a button now.


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0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 9/4/2009 7:05 PM
cherry668

I am SO glad I stick to sites like GameFAQs, YouTube, Cracked, and Fanfiction.net. Sure, I still end up facing a lot of crap there, but the fact that social networking is a secondary aspect of the site means that stuff doesn't degenerate to NEARLY the same degree that it would on pure social networks.

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 8/20/2009 1:17 PM
Luigifan

Advertising for the social network sites I see...

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 8/17/2009 12:03 PM
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