You're totally buffed. You love working out. You can do things with balls and rackets that no other man can do.
Many have tried the acting gig, many have tried to promote deodorant, but few have fared as well in both fields as Brian Urlacher. He's rough and tough on the field, but in the commercials, he's a gentle giant. There isn't even a close second to him in this respect. Either way, enjoy this classic Old Spice commercial with Bruce Campell.