Smashing Pumpkins
One of the defining bands of the 1990s was the Smashing Pumpkins. We're here to tell you why.
Just The Facts
- Smashing Pumpkins is an alt-metal-grunge-prog-folk-proto-emo-electronic-goth band that formed in 1988.
- The recent departure of original drummer Jimmy Chamberlin leaves Billy Corgan as the only remaining member of the band.
- Smashing Pumpkins is a God-awful name for a band.
Mellon Collie and the Brief Overview

Original Line-up
Billy Corgan (aka Glass, Zero, St. Patrick, etc): Primary songwriter for the group, Corgan alienated fellow bandmates by deeming their skills on guitar and bass to be unworthy of his musical brilliance, re-recording their tracks himself much of the time. After shaving his hair off, released mellow album Adore, proving once and for all that rock stars do indeed derive their power from their glorious locks.

Jimmy Chamberlin: Kick-ass drummer who integrated jazz styles into a rock environment. May or may not be John Cusack's brother.

James Iha: The "other" guitarist in the band. Often looked like the first half of an antidepressant commercial while performing.

D'arcy Wretzky: Originally a snow-woman created by a small group of Chicago children, came to life when a magical bass was placed in her arms.

The Albums
Gish: The debut album. Marked the beginning of Corgan's penchant for giving songs bizarre, unrelated names. The second track is called "Siva", a misspelling of the name of a Hindu God. No one in the band was Hindu. Another song, "Rhinoceros", is about making absolutely no sense. The album featured layers of thick, distorted guitars, primal bass lines, and balls-to-the-wall rock.
Lyrical selection: "All this pain smothers me/Like a bomb that you can't see."

Siamese Dream: After hitting their balls against the wall too many times, the Pumpkins needed to give them a rest. While maintaining some of that hard rock edge, the band also embraced their sensitive side with tracks such as "Disarm" and "Mayonaise", a song about being a whiny teenager and misspelling condiment names. Often cited as their crowning achievement, and beloved by emo bands everywhere.
Lyrical selection: "Life's a bummer/When you're a hummer."

Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness: After the success of Siamese Dream, Corgan and co. got ambitious and decided to release a double album. Upon realizing that they would need to write a bunch of good songs to fill a double album, the band said "screw it" and put a lot of bad songs on the album, even allowing an Iha-penned tune to make the cut. That song, however, sucked. Legend has it that listening to the album in its entirety will transform one into a thirteen year old kid with black hair, a wardrobe from Hot Topic, and a vast collection of books on Wicca.
Lyrical selection: "I'll make the effort/Love can last forever/Graceful swans of never/Topple to the earth."

Adore: With Chamberlin in rehab, Billy Corgan brought a drum machine, armed with the knowledge that machines can't grow tired of his tyranny (yet...). The band thrilled critics by putting away the distorted guitars and writing meaningful lyrics that were not completely self-centered. The band pissed off fans by putting away the distorted guitars and writing meaningful lyrics that were not completely self-centered. The epic track, "For Martha", composed after the passing of Corgan's mother, could almost bring Dick Cheney to tears. Almost.
Lyrical selection: "You remind me of that leak in my soul."

Machina: The Machines of God: The last release before the band broke up (only to get back together again, cementing their status as the teenage angst all-stars), it's a concept album about a rock star named Glass. Just the facts: Glass is a God-awful name for a rock star.
Lyrics: "I peer through curtains on empty streets/Behind a wall of caller I.D."

Zeitgeist-Shitegeist.
Lyrical selection: "La la la, la la la, la, la, la"

Seriously, go listen to the song "Pomp and Circumstances."
Side Projects
Zwan: After the initial break-up of the Pumpkins, Billy Corgan and Jimmy Chamberlin formed Zwan, proving to the world that over a decade of playing and recording popular music did nothing to enhance their ability to properly name a band. Once again, pissed off old fans by writing happy songs and suggesting that God may, in fact, not be empty, a concept they had proposed in their anthem "Zero."

TheFutureEmbrace: Always one to explore new, interesting directions, Corgan released a solo album which imagines a world without spacebars and bandmates, with the exception of backing guest vocals by legendary singer for The Cure, Robert Smith (guest vocals that are barely audible in the final mix). Corgan saw this world, and it was good. Sadly, he was the only person who saw this world.

The Jimmy Chamberlin Complex-An underrated project which cemented the drummer's reputation of possessing mutant powers on the skins. Had least manly album cover on Earth.

James Iha's Let It Come Down: A solo album from the "other" guitarist. This artifact was created to justify the exclusion of his songs from previous Pumpkins albums. You cannot sue Cracked if you are unfortunate enough to be exposed to this album. We warned you.

The Smashing Pumpkins' Influence







Shitegeist...really? Since when did Pitchfork start writing Cracked articles? Other than that, pretty damn funny. Kinda like the Uncyclopedia article on Corgan.
ReplyPeople need to learn not to get pissed off about these... I love the Smashing Pumpkins, and yes, I think the person writing this was way too harsh, but this is Cracked; this website would suck ass if the writers sucked up to everybody.
ReplyWhy would you write a review about a band that you obviously know nothing about. Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness is a great album, with lots of great songs. You are obviously too short sighted to see the brilliance in alot of those "bad" songs. Adore is also a brilliant. It did not piss fans off. It is to alot of SP fans, their favourite album. Zeitgeist, while being different to their other stuff, still remains a good album. On top of this, Emo is not a genre, and whiny teens don't know who SP are. Because of this I have come to the conclusion that you are a mainstream whiny teen yourself, who thinks that you are alot bigger than the world. As stated above you obviously know nothing about this band and extremely short sighted and stupid to understand music. Please take your misguided opinions somewhere else.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesKnows nothing about this band? This dude clearly knows his shit. And Adore did piss alot of fans off as did Zietgiest although I liked both. And I am what you would call a whiny emo teen and not only do I know them I worship SP and Billy. They are selling Zero shirts in Hot Topic. Thats a testament that we know who they are. And Mellon Collie had alot of filler. Other than By Starlight, just about any song on the last half sucks ass. Just saying.
I disagree, Ziggfy, I think that loads of the songs on the second half of MCIS was great: Thirty Three, Where boys fear to tread, Bodies, 1979, XYU, We only come out at night, Farewell and Goodnight, Lily (MOaO)
Where Boys Fear to Tread is awesome. Most underrated SP song!
I wish someone could actually write an article about a band that's respectful AND hilarious at the same time. yes, I know, it's tough to do...but it's possible to be funny and not a jackass.
ReplyThough it's more fun to forget about offending superfans like me and so I can't really blame you :) Good article on a great band.
mellon collie and the infinite sadness is awsome
I actually own james ihas album. Dont judge me.
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