Maxpayne

since an article has not yet been written for this,my favorite game i decided i would give it a try,so i present to you my take on max payne

see straight-up badass right there...

mark whalberg has as much depth as a cardboard cutout...

this is the biggest cock-teasing of my life so far....

Just The Facts

  1. maxpayne is the best third person shooter of all time...
  2. mona is far better than you will get in this world
  3. mark whalberg has the acting talents of ground round,as well as half the looks...
  4. if you don't have this classic go pick it up
  5. if you do give it another go around

the game

The game starts as a graphic novel portrayal of the seemingly perfect life of detective max payne,until his "american dream" turns into a nightmare when his family is murdered in his own home, by junkies high on a mysterious drug known only as valkyr.

the reality of awesomeness

maxpayne is an epic third person shooter developed by remedey and 3d realms for the pc in late 2001,it was later adapted for the xbox and ps2 by rockstar games.the main premise of the series is your unique ability to slow down time called "bullet time" allowing you to pretend you are actually good at doing things despite harsh,cruel reality which would normally keep you from being badass

the franchise

maxpayne alone is a wonderful shooter full of good gameplay and story depth,it even spawned a sequel which although being a bit shallower than the original, answers important questions,and keeps your hands full for a few hours, that would normally be filled by your cock...

they also made a movie.....with mark whalberg....it was'nt terrible it just was'nt very good....but at least it was'nt ruined by uwe boll