Weird Science
Weird Science is a ridiculous '80s movie that insisted computers could be used for sex somehow...
Just The Facts
- Weird Science was directed by John Hughes.
- Kelly LeBrock was there.
- That's basically all we got out of it.
Plot Synopsis
Two desperate teenagers use 1980s era computers to create a perfect virtual female. Then, because of mysterious goings on (or...WEIRD SCIENCE,) the virtual female becomes a reality.
More excuses to do this.
This perfect female then manages to ruin nerd's sexual expectations even more by speaking in a sultry English accent and being totally brazen and honest about her sexuality. But like everything in the '80s, it was all kind of ruined by the overdose of hair.
We could go on to describe what else happens in the film, but the important thing is this: Kelly leBrock promised us that, if you work hard enough at computers, drop dead gorgeous models will materialize out of thin air. And thus was born the computing age.
That woman is not attractive at all. She looks malnourished and has a fish face. Never seen the movie, either.
Replygaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
What he said but better.
im not old but even i have seen weird science , but this article still sucks
ReplyLove the mutant attackers near the end, (paraphrased) “Sry, but, uh, if you could keep this discrete, I have a teaching job and all…”
Reply5-¼-inch floppy disks make me chuckle.
ReplyHmm, well I'm not all old and crap so I cannot relate to any of this "Weird Science" stuff.
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesWell put.
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Eugh. I'm not all old and crap either but I know about Weird Science. Watch some old movies, y'all.
Agreed, you don't have to be "old and crap" to watch some decent stuff. Especially if on a site like this o.O I'd expect a more nerd cultural influence 'round here.
I created a woman with my computer back in the 1990's, but she was exactly like Rosie O'Donnel in every way, so I had to abort the program, and by "abort", I mean beat to death with a sock full of D-cell batteries. If it makes you feel any better, I cried while sitting on the floor of my shower until the water ran cold. I couldn't believe how many times I had to hit her and how badly her pleas got to me.
Reply Hide All See All 3 Repliesthis is why you comment, instead of write
Stop after "batteries" and you're almost funny.
your a genius
They forgot the clincher...the women would appear, but still not sleep with you.
Replythe flick was crap
Replythe tv series was ace
must get good at computers. immediately
ReplyHOLY BALLS I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT!!!
ReplyThanks Cracked! As usual, you are not only funny but also informative =D
this was so funny loved it!
ReplyI loved this.
ReplyThe infographic was fine, I like the dumb people raging cause they can't understand it(hint follow the arrows).
ReplyHow was it impossible to read? It's basically the words "nerd", "girl", and "mess" over and over.
ReplyI can't help but notice that the tissue in the infographic.... LOOKS LIKE AMERICA
ReplyThe infogrpahic was terrible and almost impossible to understand.
ReplyWell that was needlessly difficult to read.
ReplyYup. I was even a fan of Weird Science, and that was a lot of work. lol
I
m drunk and thatr was easy to dread.
Okay what I read was:
ReplyMeanwhile, in reality a nerdy dude at a computer used a computer to create the internet which 35 year old guys immediately used in place of real boobs because they couldn't f**k animals. Things backfired, so Geeksquad tried to keep boobs scaring kittens a 20 day place in history but a crowd of screaming people found out recycling about NASA crashed anyway. After very obviously real boobs was done, it closed leaving the most famous of all Cracked nerds from 1978 to clean up the soiled tissue mess and learn a valuable lesson about a barren dessert and/or the use of perspective in photography, and how the way you frame your photo can really make a statement about your subject.
oh pull the stick out of your butt.
RLikealizard, you win.
Ah, the entire computer boom explained with this article. Makes sense to me.
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What?! Spammers reply now? we're all doomed.
They're learning, adapting..EVOLVING 0_0
f**k off, spammer. This was a decent comment until you showed up.
Holy s**t a spambot replied! Resistance is futile
I've only seen it once or twice a long time ago, but as I recall the boys didn't have the nerve to actually f**k her. Morons!
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