Ian Fortey
Who is that masked man with the deeply unnerving icon?
Just The Facts
- Ian Fortey has written more than fifty articles for Cracked.com
- That's more than most contributors, including David Wong, who runs the damn site.
- It has never been proven he is one man.
A brief and secretive history of Ian Fortey
-- David Lynch's roommate in art school, and the inspiration for the character Frank Booth in "Blue Velvet".
-- Champion, Canadian Bar-Fight Classic, 1998, 2000, 2001, 2002 (retired)
-- Was the cinematographer on several celebrity sex videos, including Leighton Meester and David Hasselhoff's (currently unreleased).
-- Likes pie.
haha damn i was gonna write topics on eevry cracked staff member but couldnt realy find enough stuff on them except seanbaby and DOB
ReplyI'm remarkably skeeved out that this exists. Holy shit.
ReplyHappy to help!
I had no idea this existed until today.
ReplyWow. This is awesome.
ReplyI read somewhere that the Fortey collective once ate a toddler covered in bleu cheese, while writing the tech support article. Or maybe it was the science fiction gadgets...
ReplyIt wasn't a toddler, it was a teenager. And they covered the poor bastard with ranch dressing.