Pineapple Express

Pineapple Express is a 2008 feature film starring (and partially written by, well, he put his name on it at least, maybe) Seth Rogen, and some generic white trash-looking mook. It is also the name of that gangh your dealer is trying to shill to you.

This is the Jewyist anyone has ever been.

before/during you watch this.

Just The Facts

  1. Pineapple Express is funny whether you are high or not.
  2. Seth Rogen dropped out of high school, and is currently worth about 7 million. Stay in school kids.
  3. I am a little high right now.

Rent/Buy and watch this movie

NOW! Stop reading and go do it, I will wait.

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Done? Good. This movie is your basic buddy comedy, with some hot action thrown in, and all the usual stuff you would expect from Rogen. It has many memorable characters such as an indestructable wholesaler and Japanese pot ninjas.

The greatest effect of this movie was that nearly every dealer in the world was slinging "pineapple express" for about a month after its release, yet nobody had item 9. Know your weed kids. That was supposed to be a hotlink to http://www.marijuanastrains.com/, but the goddamn cheatin' HTML does not love me anymore.

Incidently, by renting/buying this movie you have told anyone that witnessed the transaction that you are a stoner, but fret not, chances are good they are too.

THC

Is one of (the most potent) the active ingredients in marijuana. It stands for tetrahydrocanibiods, which is like a stoned octopus or something.