Austin Powers

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Just The Facts

  1. Ficticious character created and portrayed by Scarborough, Ontario native Mike Myers.
  2. Character was introduced in 1997 with the release of Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery and has subsequently been portrayed poorly at every halloween party since.
  3. The character's depiction of chest hair is 100% responsible for any woman who has made her man shave his balls.
  4. Was Tom Cruise for 5 minutes!
  5. Shagged Hugh Grunts wife.

Plot

In the 90's, a british agent called Austin Powers was brought out of cryofreeze, and now ready to shag! The problem is that before shagging Hugh Grunts wife, he needs to save the world first, from Dr. Evil, who is... you guessed it, Evil!

After saving the world the first time, most of the other world dangers are very awkward.

Memorable (more like WTF) quotes

Austin Powers: International man of mystery

-That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!

-I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working.

-Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?

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Austin Powers: The spy who shagged me

-I can't believe Vanessa, my bride, my one true love, the woman who taught me the beauty of monogamy, was a fembot all along. Wait a tick, that means I'm single again! Oh behave!

-Austin: [the guard has just fallen in molten lava] What a... burn?
[laughs]
Austin: That sort of thing could get a man... fired?
[laughs]
Austin: I think he was... hot... for... you?
[laughs]
Felicity Shagwell: That's enough.
Austin: Yeah.

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Austin Powers: Goldmember

-You know, Dr. Evil, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see you're nuts.

-Nice to mole you... meet you. Nice to meet you, Mole.

-Well, I can't believe Sir Steven Spielberg, the grooviest film maker in the history of cinema, is making a movie about my life. Very Shagadelic, baby, yeah.