Roadhouse - the complete idiot's guide to the greatest movie of all time.
The answer to this question is really quite simple. It contains every awesome thing in existence:
1. Professional wrestlers
2. Blind guitarists
3. Hot blondes
4. Hot brunettes
8. Tai Chi
9. Witty one liners, such as "That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that".
10. A brutal throat removing fighting technique that has no defense.
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