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ReplyAh don't get so worked up. This site is American, so naturally it's extremely xenophobic to all non-Americans.
ReplyInstead of focusing on Hitler, can't you guys focus on the German excellence in engineering?
Replywish i could've read the article that offended so many
Replywow, just wow. nothing about the music that originated from Germany? no architect stuff, no art? heaven forbid that they mention that Germany is the business center of Europe AND the world. nothing on Goethe? nothing about the wonderful scenery of Bavaria? nothing about how the German language shaped English? nothing about famous German-Americans like Levi Strauss, or John Roebling, or Eisenhower? no 1949-1989? seriously? i'd love to rewrite this so it actually looks like an educated person who has researched the country wrote it.
ReplyI love you.
Awful and offensive. Much as I hate neo-Nazi Holocaust deniers, there is a lot more to Germany than some bad s**t that happened in the mid nineteen hundreds. And America has its far share of anti-Semetic assholes. Germany has thousands of years of history, some bad some good. No reason for an entire article about the country to be accusing the entire population of being bigoted violent assholes. And btw, the Holocaust denial law was passed because Germans are a little sensitive about the way they are viewed, mostly thanks to pathetic assholes like you.
ReplyThis is a complete and utter insult.
ReplyYou know how a country can change in 65 years? I don't know whether that's the case with the part of the world you come from, but Germany has changed to a pretty liberal country and one of the few ones that can be called a somewhat decent democracy. Sure, it isn't perfect, and back then, lots of very bad things happened, but we can't be held responsible for the unspeakable sins committed by our great-grandfathers, and as such, it is an open insult that the only article on this wonderful site has to be about pretty much nothing else.
Lighten up man. Its a forgone conclusion that most of us here are just stupid Americans. This is what we think of when Germany comes to mind, like Mexico with all its glorious coke, and China with its Americanized, MSG bloated cuisine. The only reason we don't associate Japan with WW2 is because now they make even more unsettling anime.
You may be a stupid American, I am just a American and this article is horrible.
...yeah, this was just awful.
Replythis is the worst article I've ever seen online. Hands down.
Reply"the drunken assholes of europe"
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesHow many german people do you know? Did you stop for a second and think that there is almost no culture on earth that does not value a good ol' shot/pint/mug/bottle of beer/vodka/whiskey/Bud/saki/cognac/wine/champagne/everything else?
No, probably not. Because you suck, and you fail.
And you suck.
PS. I LIKE PENIS GOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLE!
I've known quite a few germans, actually. See, there's this thing called humor, where you poke fun of things but don't really mean it. Now, the Germans - get this, you're gonna love this - they have this thing called Oktoberfest, where they...wait for it... drink a lot! And they also serve beer at some schools. So I chose to make fun of that by calling them drunks!
Also, they were Nazis, which explains the second part.
Oh, and I edited your comment to make you say how much you love penis. Also humor.
lol, well said d_senti
Being part German myself, I have every right to say this was funny, and by rule of genealogical heritage, you all cannot dispute it!
This is an hideous insult, d_senti. I am German, I really appreciate every other nation on earth, as do my fellow Germans. Over the last sixty-five years, our nation has evolved from the monstrous regime it was back then to a liberal, decent democracy, because, other than in your case, our worldview has evolved and we have been able to overcome the prejudice of the past.
Sure, the Third Reich was propably the worst regime in human history, but today, it is a thing of the past, a monstrous sin committed by our forefathers, as were the Indian and Vietnam wars of America or the Imperialism of the European nations.
Being full German myself, I have every right to say this was unfunny bullcrap, and by rule of genealogical heritage, you all cannot dispute it!
d_senti,
Humour only counts when it's funny.
The co-official language thing is an urban legend, I think.
ReplyNormally, I let a lot of s**t go, but this was not one of the better topics. It wasn't really all that funny, and some parts of it were totally false. For the record, Angela Merkel didn't really do the whole Greek bailout. That was the Eurozone, as a whole. Germany's only one part of Europe. Also, notably, the neo-Nazi movement is incredibly small in Germany, and generally localized in the south/east areas.
ReplyBut, I did enjoy your German gangster rap (which does exist, look up SIDO or B-Tight) joke. For the record, "fuche" is not a German word. The German translation of "fuck" is "ficken". Still funny though (despite the other German grammar mistakes).
Merkel was the lynchpin to the whole thing. Germany is the economic powerhouse of the EU and without their support, it couldn't get done. And yeah, I know the neo-Nazi thing is small there, but it's still fun to rip on. I can't actually talk about Germany and NOT talk about Nazis. It's the law.
The German fuche was a joke too btw. But hey, if anyone wants to take over this article, I'm down with it. I wrote half of it and it got erased, so I am stuck with only having half of it left there and someone else can probably do it more justice. I just wanted to try it out and jumped on the bandwagon. So yeah, anyone wants it, just message me.
that polish jew thing at the end made me laugh. then i felt like a dick.
ReplyWas this written by someone on Uncyclopedia?
Replymoar content plox
ReplyObviously needs more awesome content
ReplyThis topic should have been much better, f**k you d_senti f**k you to death.
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