Fanfiction
Fanfiction or 'fanfics' are pieces of writing completed by fans about their favorite subjects in popular culture.
Just The Facts
- The writing and reading of fanfiction is a huge, thriving internet subculture that is only growing in popularity.
- Fanfiction is usually written about TV shows, movies and books, but can also include everything from sports players to punk bands.
- Fanfiction is really, really weird.
Cracked on Fanfiction
Fanfiction had its beginnings among Star Trek fans in the 70's, who would trade homemade zines with collected stories about their favorite characters. It remained a niche market until the invention of the Internet by Al Gore, which faciliated the creation of at least 700 thousand billion fanfics every year.
Fans repaid the favor to Gore by writing this.
For some extreme versions of weird sex, see The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction.
Gen Fanfiction
Gen or 'general' fanfiction is fanfiction without an erotic focus. Or is rumored to be, as nobody has every actually seen one.

Above: Gen fanfiction.
Erotic Fanfiction

Above: erotic fanfiction.
Authors of erotic fanfiction
The main writers and readers of all kinds of fanfiction are women, but the ladies particularly dominate this genre. This might be due to the need of many women to experience emotional as well as visual stimuli to enjoy sex fully. Fanfic comes with emotional bonds to the characters already built-in: these have been formed during the fan's prior experience of the book/show/music/whatever.
This saves the female reader all the time she would have wasted reading a romance novel, slowly building up a 200-page bond with the characters in order to finally get to the sex. Instead, having already invested the time to read Harry Potter, the reader can immediately dive into an unlimited supply of hot Lupin/Snape action.
Which isn't to say men don't write fanfiction, It just tends to all be all about them boning a female character with the addition of "Oh yeah and we were on a spaceship or something."

Examples of male and female fanfiction.
Erotic fanfiction can be divided into three main categories: slash, het and femmeslash.
Slash
Slash, or fanfiction including a sexual relationship between two male characters, began with female Star Trek fans noticing that Spock and Kirk kind of had a thing. Which let's admit, they did. Come on, that massage scene. Goddam.
Fans started calling the pairing 'Spock/Kirk' or 'Spock slash Kirk', and a genre was born.

The love that launched a thousand ships. The 'Spock and Kirk Bathe Erotically In a Bathtub of Blood While Floating In Space' genre is a small but important part of Star Trek fandom.
Although slash portrays homosexual relationships, normal gay couples having sex are apparently not enough fun for fanfic authors, and apparently also kind of gross. It is preferable that the two male characters depicted in slash are not at all involved canonically. In fact, the ideal slash couple is two heterosexual males who are sworn mortal enemies, and also related. This makes the sex more interesting or something.
Slash is also sometimes called 'yaoi' among white people who think they are Japanese.
Femmeslash
This is like slash, but with women. Typically less common than het and slash, possibly because of fanfiction's heavily female readership.
Femmeslash is often called 'yuri' among the we-think-we're-from-Japan crowd.
Het
Het is erotic fanfiction between a male and female character. Fans writing het tend to try to make up for its inherent boringness by being really weird. Some het doesn't fit this category and simply portrays a heterosexual couple expressing their canonical love in healthy, life-affirming ways. This makes up about .0001% of all fanfiction.
Het does not have an alternative Japanese name, because the genre does not actually exist in Japan.
Fanfiction Genres

Mary Sues
Mary Sue fanfiction can be tolerable at times, when the author basically admits that she is just writing down a fantasy about a desired character having sex with her. More often, though, the author is in very deep denial, and the resulting Mary Sues are both annoying and occasionally disturbing.
The traits of a Mary Sue character include:
- A striking appearance, enough to melt the heart of even the hardest character (the original 'Mary Sue', created in a Star Trek parody in the 70's, was so awesome that even Spock fell in love with her)
- Effortless success at everything
- Special powers - telekinesis, super strength, or just being really, really hot
- If she does suffer any hardship, will recover from it instantly and cheerfully. Such hardships are more common than you'd expect in Mary Sue fanfics, and their nature (torture, rape, etc) often reveals disturbing elements of the writer's subconscious, so that the reader sometimes feels like they need to wash themselves afterwards.
A typical Mary Sue might thus feature a beautiful young maiden who is skilled with both sword and bow but who somehow manages to get herself gang-raped by Orcs. She is then nursed back to health by Legolas, who falls in love with her and cures her trauma with his boner.
For the best example of a Mary Sue ever written, see My Immortal.
Mary Sues have been known to cross the boundaries of fanfiction and become mainstream pop culture.
Hurt/Comfort
A long time ago a woman sat down at her desk and thought "How can I best combine my maternal and nurturing instincts with my massive personality disorder?" Thus the genre of hurt/comfort was born.
Hurt/comfort involves an (inevitably male) character being psychologically or physically abused or tortured and then being comforted and helped by another character. This healing character can be female (usually a Mary Sue) or male.
A typical Hurt/Comfort fic might thus feature a beautiful young hobbit who is skilled with both sword and bow but who somehow manages to get himself gang-raped by Orcs. He is then nursed back to health by Legolas, who falls in love with him and cures his trauma with his boner.
Like Mary Sues, this type of fanfiction occasionally crosses over into the mainstream.
AU
AU or 'alternate universe' fanfiction uses characters from a particularly fandom after removing them from the context of anything interesting at all.
For example, a Twilight AU fanfiction might star Edward Cullen as a chartered tax accountant who falls in love with his client Bella, and the torture he goes through when he realizes he has a secret and inexplicably powerful desire to report her to the IRS.
MPreg
We don't talk about mpreg around here.
RPF
If the idea of fictional characters having sex isn't disturbing enough for you, you might want to try Real Person Fic, or RPF, which instead uses real people, usually celebrities, for its characters.
This genre is dominated by 'RPS' or Real Person Slash, or the erotic portrayal of two male celebrities. This is understandable, because there just aren't enough occasions in popular Western culture when two heterosexual bandmates, actors or co-anchors have fallen in love and had hot hot sex while letting their female fans watch, and we have got to do something about this, god dammit.
Fanart and Fanvids

We warned you.
The most famous fanvid ever is a Spock/Kirk video set to Nine Inch Nails' Closer, based on the Star Trek episode Amok Time. This video has obtained widespread mainstream acceptance and is now largely regarded as canon. It was screened during the 2008 Star Trek convention in Las Vegas, with running commentary provided by William Shatner.
Other Elements of Fanfiction
OTPs
OTP stands for 'One True Pairing' and refers to a fanfic writer's fixation on a particular couple, whether it is canonical or non-canonical. Fixating like this on a particular couple is known as shipping. The most famous example of shippers in action is the Harry Potter fans who became obsessed with the non-canonical Harry/Hermione pairing and became distraught with rage when Harry ended up with another woman.
Creator Reactions
Reactions of character creators to fanfiction have been varied, from polite acknowledgment to legal threats to having their character discuss out loud how disturbing and weird some types of fanfiction are. Fans reacted to all of these things by writing 9,000,000 new fanfics.






That was really awesome!
ReplyWell now my curiousity is piqued and I have to read My Immortal.
Replyfanfics are my guilty pleasure. it's like foreplay material for me. because i'm too damn lazy and unimaginative that i couldn't think of a creative one for myself.
Replybut, seriously, mpregs?!
Oh God! I haven't laughed like this in such a long time! Every single line on this article is nothing but the truth!
Reply"fans writing het tend to try to make up for its inherent boringness by being really weird"
"In fact, the ideal slash couple is two heterosexual males who are sworn mortal enemies, and also related. This makes the sex more interesting or something"
That killed me! XD
There really isn't a limit of how twisted things can get in fanfiction, I still shudder at the thought of the mpreg ones.
I'm reading My immortal... Oh my god. It's utterly hilarious!
ReplyYou know, some of the comments here sound and look like they were written by said bad fanfic writers.
ReplyI don't get why people hate My Immortal so much. It's a great comedy - got me laughing til I couldn't breathe.
(For thoes who didn't realize, that was mostly sarcasm. The laughing part was true, though.)
Mmn, yes. My Immortal WAS hysterical, in that "I'm having hysterics because why the f**k am I still reading this" way. XD
My favorite part is the beginning picture, where you've screencapped My Immortal and pasted "FANFICTION" over it. It's the mother of all godawful fanfics. XD
ReplyMine, too. XD
Oh god, the background in the first picture was an actual written story?! Goddammit, I hate people so much.
As a fanfiction writer myself, I can attest that most of this article is (sadly) not incorrect. But I do think that the fanfiction communities do some small good deeds for humanity. There are some aspiring writers who grace the halls of fanfiction elite who should definitely stop wasting their time and just write their own novels.
ReplyThen again there are others who shouldn't even write fanfiction because they suck so bad and want to make all their characters Mary Sues and all their sex scenes uber weird. But eh, whatever floats their boat.
(Note: I, personally, fall somewhere between the two categories as I do not completely suck, but my character development skills are so lacking and my focus so bad that I could never write an entire novel on my own.)
fan fiction can be used as the ultimate tool for destroying anyone's passion for a specific book, movie, or even genre if the writer is talented enough.
ReplyThe trick is to entice the reader with what appears to be a normal story and to gradually have your writing deteriorate. Don't immediately give your main character mary-sue like powers, do it slowly to desensitize the reader to literary retardedness.
Chip away at the original story's plot as well. Unwrite what has already been written and finally, add the furry mpreg sex. If done right, they'll be too involved in the story to stop reading it in time to avoid being psychologically scarred.
Yes, this is true. :3
:D :D :D you're evil.
Yei, it's not that bad... While feeling very ashamed as a reader of Austen's romance, I don't really feel that way about fanfiction. Never felt since I choose me good! When I need to wash of my stress I tend to read some specific fanfic authors and you'd be surprised how amusing it is..! I laughed that much only when reading Southern Vampire Mysteries (and who's read them must know how absurd these are)... Of coarse, you can laugh at stupidity but you know what's even better?? Someone who writes fanfiction with that INTENTION to make it huge parody - on itself. Yay! XD Ridiculous, to the point and better than horror parodies and Ed Wood together.
ReplyParts that got me most are those yaoi/yuri/and no het. lol I know, because it's so much true... XD (I can tell as I got interested in japanese modern culture) You also just got down Mary Sue so perfectly. And that comparsion of boys'/girl's fanfifction... :D Like really felt what's typically "stupid" from bone for each gendre. This article is just one of best sarcasms ever... Along with reast of articles on this site! XD And it's so thrilly true that I didn't even felt offended as a writer of one weird fanfiction myself. Well, since it was only "personal never published self-cure of a psychopatic"... XD I guess it's okay to do silly things if you are mental patient from nature. I'd just love to see what other people involved in ff would look like reading this article... XD Probably making up arguments why "so-and-so isn't fact in fact". ha, ha
I especially hate my best friend being all over THE WORST OF slash fanfic and answering only by "I bite people and talk with dead birds, you should be used to that I am crazy by now"... If it only wasn't for that she chooses!! Damn, I had to deny I know her when I was talking with boys from different house, only because she has to have everyone knowing she reads what she does... And at that age, it's really silly, man. Fanfdiction, in it's purest form, is evil. THE EVIL!! Almost as bad as Twilight and whole vapmire romance thing itself... Except for that you can't ever expect author to have at least some sort of common sense, which I somehow expect from vamp-novelist since they make money at it... But maybe I'm mistaken. Sure is, that I could have insight in ff and sometimes, it can be traumatic for real. One just has to know where to search. I rather don't even go near anyone I know isn't all-for-fun, in case of my own brain's safety. (only choose my classics!) Best safety lies in fear...
This is true, and hilarious, and you should be saluted.
ReplyI read fanfiction. Harry/Draco is my OTP. I feel ashamed now.
ReplyMe too :(
Don't be ashamed. I read Downton Abbey fanfiction. I should be hanged!
I don't trust people who deny that Kirk and Spock were secretly space husbands.
ReplyThis is actually a good guide to fanfiction, though you over did it with how most isn't het. Out of the ones I've seen it's about a 56% of het.
Replyi actually read the al gore fan fic. *vomits* i have not had the misfortune of reading my imortal but i plan on doing so soon just for kicks.
Replybtw the worst fanfic ever written isnt my imortal. its twilight.
actually, there's a lot of good, funny, fanfiction. But you guys chose to focus on the worst of it, and the Queen of the worst, My Immortal. By the way, if my immortal is a troll fic, then it's the most amazing, brilliant troll EVER. but if it's written genuinely? Weep for humanity. WEEP FOR IT.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesIsn't my immortal supposed to be a joke? No one can write that seriously.
ok i started reading my imortal and i just had to stop it was too awful. it has to b a troll fic cause there is just no way someone can have such an terrible command of the english language or write so horribly in general. its just too unspeakably awful. who ever wrote that should either b applauded for their dedication to a parody of how stupid some real fanfics r or murdered for the disease they have unleashed upon humanity.
"Tara Gillesbie" was so dedicated to the persona that when people tried to insult her or, incomprehensibly, to offer sincere constructive criticism, that she responded to these with the same tortured spelling and syntax. It's a pretty impressive troll, beaten only by Christine O'Donnell.
Why, oh WHY did you have to mention the Fanfiction Atrocity known as My Immortal? It is considered the worst fanfic ever for a reason.
ReplyAnyway, histrionics aside, having written, and still avidly reading, fanfiction, all I can say is this:
Don't look for reason, sense, rationality, or sanity. We do it for a variety of reasons.
If there's something written on this article and you don't know what it means, just don't google it.
ReplyYaoi is any kind of dude-on-dude Japanese media, slash is specifically fanfic.
ReplyThere is actually a vast amount of gen fic out there if you sort of close your eyes, hum and scroll past a couple of pages of weird slash to get there.
ReplyBecause slash is something I do not support.
Especially Wincest.