Vinnie Jones

Pictured: Angry, angry with a bow, angry with meat and angry with a guys junk in his hand.

Just The Facts

  1. Holds the record for quickest ejection in a soccer game (3 seconds), which is also the record for fastest interesting thing to ever happen at a soccer game.
  2. Went from being a badass soccer player to a badass actor in under a year.
  3. Known for his acting range.
  4. According to Mr. Jones himself : "I'm the Juggernaut bitch."

Cracked on Vinnie Jones


Soccer Career

Vinnie Jones was known as a “Hard Man” in the English soccer world. That is equal to being considered “totally awesome” or “kickass” in the United States. While total pussies criticized his style of play, during one year with Leeds, he proved he could still be awesome by not getting ejected and being a good player.

Acting Career

After being awesome in soccer he decided to be awesome by acting. He is now known as one of the greatest actors of our generation.