Snacktime! The meal America invented because three meals a day just couldn't make us fat enough.
It's small its cheap and it tastes like awesome. You cant help but like snack food. That is untill you find out what its made of. Basicly to make it taste good the ingredients are cheap crap with some flavoring thrown in. And of course if you eat too much of it you get fat
can you find his weiner? Niether could his girlfriend.
Now to twinkies. The most notorious snack food. The small pieces of processed crap for some reason sells like hotcakes. One day a moron came up with the formula sugar+sugar=food. This day the twinkie was born. If you look at the ingredients, it would take a genius to figure out what's in it. Heres an example: Lecithin, Diacetyl, and Sorbic acid. If your wondering i do know what Sorbic acid is. It comes from petroleum. So your eating what goes in your car. Think about it.
Basicly its probably healthier to eat the box
we imagine this is the most awkward snack ever
Chips are another kind of snack food. You pay around a dollar and get a bag full of air and some small greasy crunchy things.
Do you think germany likes beer too much? We think so.
chips come in lots of flavors including beer as seen above. Some chips generaly just scare me.
this isnt chips but is equally disturbing.
once again chips are generaly bad for you like most snack food. So eat the air in the bag and not the chips.
So in conclusion avoid snack food at all costs or fattness can and will come and get you... more of a stager really. Or sit on you, its all good
The foods so far have been bad but these foods make the others go run and cry to mommy.
Aparently the people in texas are also bigger.
Yeah, i messed with texas whats texas going to do about it? Be a jerk and try to secede? I think not. But less texas bashing and back to the article. If you look closely you can see its got a pastry of the year award. Let me point out somthing, this was in a vending machine. And it tastes very like dry sugar with a bit of cinnaimon thrown in. So I looked it up on wikipedia, This award is not mentioned in any article. I looked on google, absolutly nothing. So it seems like this award for great taste has been coined by this company.
The company that makes sugary foods like this has come up with many ways to disguise its true nature. Heres a list of all the ingredients that mean sugar
Basicly any ingredient with a name that looks made up by a fourth grader is sugar .So remember when your eating that thing that was originaly a dounut but then was processed and put in a sealed bag in a vending machine and will last longer than you. Chugging one of these might be an alternative.