Werewolves

Werewolves. Were,the greek word for "man" and Wolf, the uh english for "Wolf". Werewolves are a prominent figure in Horror, despite there being only a handful of Not-complete-crap movies about them.&&(

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Just The Facts

  1. Werewolves have featured in every medium.
  2. The Curse of the Werewolf is passed on when one is bitten by the Werewolf.Kinky.
  3. A Werewolf can only be killed by decapitation or a silver bullet to the heart.

Notable (Ok) Werewolf film's.

AN AMEREICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON.

Tells the story of two American's backpacking across england, who are attacked by a Werewolf!!!! (Oh no!) What follows is a comedy about Werewolves so it at least has an excuse to be laughed at.

DOG SOLDIER'S.

Men,Woods,Doggie,its all starting to sound like Brokeback Mountain.

DS shows a team of six British regular army grunts on a training misssion in the Scottish highlands, (Because that's were all the cool armies train) They run into Werewolves. (At this point in time i think it's safe to say, when it comes to Werewolves Britain is Fucked) What follows is a lot of screaming, shooting and all round-badassery. seriously the team's captain won't fucking die!!!

WOLF.

Wolf combines the two coolest thing in movies. Werewolves and Jack Nicholson. Jack plays Himself and uses being bit by a Werewolf to Fuck shit up. He starts by killing a deer with his bare hands then gets his job back from asshole James Spader and to finish it off he bones Michelle phiffer. Who(SPOILER!!!!)is a Werewolf too. Doggie-style all the time!!!!

UNDERWORLD.1&2.

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Future Werewolf films.

The Wolfman.

A remake of the 1941 classic. it stars Benico Del (kinda-already-looks-like-a-wolf) Toro as the title character and Anthony Hopkins as his crackpot father. Hugo Weaving as Detective Aberline, who no-doubt will be an evil guy of some sort.just look at that beard.

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and Emily Blunt,who will no doubt a damsel-in-distress of some sort, just look at those breasts,

The Wolfman looks like it will finally give Werewolves a decent movie, that is until New Moon gays them up like it did Vampires.

Oh Fuck.