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Werewolves

Werewolves.Were,the greek word for"man"and Wolf,the uh english for "Wolf".Werewolves are a prominent figure in Horror,despite there being only a handful of Not-complete-crap movies about them.

Human flesh is the leading cause of gingivitus in canines.

A typical teen during puberty.

Werewolves have featured in every medium.
The Curse of the Werewolf is passed on when one is bitten by the Werewolf.Kinky.
A Werewolf can only be killed by decapitation or a silver bullet to the heart.

AN AMEREICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON.

Tells the story of two American's backpacking across england,who are attacked by a Werewolf!!!!(Oh no!) What follows is a comedy about Werewolves so it at least has an excuse to be laughed at.

DOG SOLDIER'S.

Men,Woods,Doggie,its all starting to sound like Brokeback Mountain.

DS shows a team of six British regular army grunts on a training misssion in the Scottish highlands,(Because that's were all the cool armies train)They run into Werewolves.(At this point in time i think it's safe to say,when it comes to Werewolves Britain is Fucked)What follows is a lot of screaming,shooting and all round-badassery.seriously the team's captain won't fucking die!!!

WOLF.

Wolf combines the two coolest thing in movies.Werewolves and Jack Nicholson.Jack plays Himself and uses being bit by a Werewolf to Fuck shit up.He starts by killing a deer with his bare hands then gets his job back from asshole James Spader and to finish it off he bones Michelle phiffer.Who(SPOILER!!!!)is a Werewolf too.Doggie-style all the time!!!!

UNDERWORLD.1&2.

The plot of Underworld isn't important,This is what's important.

And this.

Also.

The Wolfman.

A remake of the 1941 classic.it stars Benico Del(kinda-already-looks-like-a-wolf)Toro as the title character and Anthony Hopkins as his crackpot father.Hugo Weaving as Detective Aberline,who no-doubt will be an evil guy of some sort.just look at that beard,