Philadelphia Eagles

PHUCK PHILLY AND THEIR EAGLES! The Philadelphia Eagles can lick my balls until their tongues go numb. Those cum-guzzlers have never won a super bowl...and hopefully it will stay that way!


Did McNabby Fumble?

This Will Hurt Reggie...

Just The Facts

  1. Have been to only 2 Super Bowls and did an spectacular job of being bad at football in BOTH OF THEM!!!
  2. Andy Reid once felt sad for eating more little oysters than the Carpenter.
  3. The only thing more horrible on this planet are the FUCKING COWBOYS!
  4. Campbell Chunky Soup is actually pretty good. Thanks McNabb ;)

Let's talk about a real team...

The Washington Redskins are a professional American football team based in the Washington, D.C. area. The team plays at FedExField in Landover, Maryland, which is in Prince George's County, Maryland. The team's headquarters and training facility are at Redskin Park in Ashburn, Virginia, a community in Loudoun County, Virginia, near Dulles International Airport. They are members of the Eastern Division of the National Football Conference (NFC) in the National Football League (NFL).

According to Forbes Magazine, the Redskins are the second most valuable franchise in the NFL, valued at approximately $1.538 billion, having been surpassed by their rivals the Dallas Cowboys in 2007. Despite being the second most valuable franchise, the Redskins remain the highest grossing team in the NFL with $327 million in revenue during the 2007 season.[1] They have also broken the NFL's mark for single-season attendance eight years in a row.[2]

Overall, the Redskins have played for eleven NFL Championships and have won five, including three of the five Super Bowls in which they have played. Four of the five Super Bowl appearances were under the leadership of Hall of Fame coach Joe Gibbs.

The Redskins are one of only two teams in the NFL with an official marching band. The other is the Baltimore Ravens.[3] The Redskins were also one of the first teams to have a fight song, "Hail to the Redskins."

Philly Fans

The Eagles have always sucked and will always suck, but what makes them infamous is their fans. Oh those funny guys in green are such fucking assclowns and love starting fights in stadiums....especially at Fed Ex Field. For some reason, they're even proud they have a jail in their own stadium (although if Fed Ex had one because of its awesome fandom, it'd be cool).

They don't appreciate their quarterback and half the time they don't really appreciate their team. It is a fact that the grass will always be greener on the other side of Philadelphia.

Don't mistake their drunken tool-like behavior as passion. They are still drunken tools!

Miserable Tools

Retarded Tools

in closing...

Why is this even a topic on a comedy site? Bottomline is, God tripped on Jesus' toy train and stubbed his toe. In a heated act of pissy-buffoonary, he overreacted by creating the Eagles. Luckily he figured out the error of his ways and made sure they will never win a Super Bowl...for Eternity.

(Fucking Queerbags!)