Wal-Mart is what a company would be like if it was run by Emperor Palpatine, if he was cheap.


Just The Facts

  1. People don't like Wal-Mart because they hurt small business
  2. People don't like Wal-Mart because they treat their employees like shit, and employees treat the customers like shit.
  3. People shop at Wal Mart

Cracked on Wal-Mart

Wal-Mart was started by Sam Walton, a simple country man from Alabama who hated people. He decided to make acompany where everyone suffered, but basically begged to suffer because shit was so cheap. He succeeded.

Wal-Mart is kind of like OCP in Robocop; they produce a little bit of everything, and none of it well. And they are fueled by evil