Mario is your typical italian plumber. He hits on princesses, murders koopas, and does 'shrooms.
Mario was born in 1981. His parents are Shigeru Miyamoto and an Italian prostitute. When Mario was born his parents always wanted him to be plumber. But Mario was a free spirit as a child, he always wanted to be a basketball player or a doctor. Unfortunately he was forced to take up the family buisness as a plumber. For 3 years Mario and his brother Luigi worked as stereotypical italian plumbers until one faithfull day. A suicidal ape decided to go bat-ass crazy, kidnap a prostitute, and climbed to the top of a building still underconstruction. Coincidentally it was the same building Mario was hired to install the plumbing system for. Having recently broken up with his on-again-off-again girlfriend, Peach, a drunken Mario decided to spring into action and free the kidnapped whore. After many comically constructed buildings (and a handful of quarters) Mario rescued the girl and recieved a bj (for the minimall price of $350). The next day Mario's cousin Bowser ,who was recently laid off from Dennys, asked if he could find a job for him. At that moment Mario's 10th grade educated brain thought up a magnificent idea. Mario would pay Bowser $3000 dollars a year to, on a yearly bases, kidnap Peach and hold her hostage so Mario can save her and have a chance at getting laid. This agreement has been going on for over 20 years and Mario is still a virgin.
Mario has many friends and at least half of them still live with their mother.
Mario is considered the most famous video game character of all time. Mario has moonlighted many jobs in the past. He has partied, raced go-karts, golfed, played tennis, played baseball, competed in the 2008 olympics, rode motorcycles, became a doctor, played basketball, and even became a celebrity boxing referee. Mario also has a bit of an identity crisis. Wether he's changing the color-scheme of his clothes or dressing up as a racoon, Mario is never satisfied with how he looks. His problem got so bad that his girlfriend Peach broke up with him and started dating his doppelganger Wario. Mario entered rehab to fix his problem and 2 months later was cured. Recently Mario's addiction has re-surfaced after a 7 week voyage into outerspace where paparazzi took pictures of him in a bumblebee suit. Mario is set to travel back into space later next year along with his new girlfriend Rosalina.