Have you recently walked past a mirror and thought something along the lines of.. "DAAAMN!!! I am a sexy motherfucker!!!" If you are doing this roughly 40+ times a day then congratulations, you are a narcissist.
Narcissism can be a difficult dissorder to spot, for your own benefit please see the helpful flowchart below to confirm whether or not you are a self-loving douche.
After consulting the above diagram you should now be aware of your own compulsive self-obsession, and if you dont think its unhealthy to want to make love to yourself then check out this list of histories most famous mirror-rapists.
Marquis de Sade
And here's a few suspected narcissists. As this list is probably gonna lead to a court case I can also confirm that the following people are also homosexual.
William Shatner (Who knew!!)
Now that most of Hollywood has been accused of being fuitcakes (like we didn't know already) maybe its best to get down to the science of Narcissism. Well, not really science, if I could describe this condition academically then I wouldn't be writing on this site.
A simple analogy should suffice.
There are tonnes of reasons why men masturbate. Some to relieve stress, others to fantasize about women that they are far too ugly to obtain, and a few just so they can deposit there load on their flatemates shelf in the fridge. But a narcissist masturbates for an entirely different reason. They like nothing more than to admire their own swollen gherkin. They get sexual gratification from their own physical appendages.
So next time your fapping away have a think about whats really motivating you.