In a few short weeks, Tiger Woods went from a role model for young boys, to a role model for men.
On December 30 1975, Earl and Tida Woods announced they had a new son - Eldrick Tont Woods. Fortunately they also had the kindness to give him a very cool nickname - Tiger - and that's what he would insist everybody call him.
Earl Woods first put a golf club in Tiger's hands when the child was only two years old. Tiger shot a disapointing round of 89 that day, but Earl didn't give up hope. Instead he began to
beat train his son in the hope he might one day be a professional golfer.
Throughout his childhood Tiger amazed people with his prodigical golfing skills and appeared on such shows as 'The Bob Hope Show', 'Golfing World' and 'Hey! Check out my smart-ass kid!'. He won a number of junior championships and amatuer tournaments, and impressed senior players. Jack Nicklaus, who witnessed a young Tiger Woods play the Tag Heuer Cup in Illinois in 1987, was reported as saying: "Holy shit!"
Tiger became a professional golfer in 1996 and made the quickest rise ever to number one golfer in the world. Tiger dominated the game in the early years of the new millenium and soon became the world's highest paid sportsperson. Due to his money-making abilities, his ability to entertain, the way he broke down color boundaries and his unmatched skill, he became one of the most impressive athletes ever to walk the planet.
Then he went and fucked a bunch of sluts.
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