Tiger Woods

Cracked: Mr Woods, you are rich and famous, but you don't have a really hot wife. Why is that?

Tiger: What the fuck is wrong with you? Have you seen her?

Tiger reaches into his wallet and after sorting through a wad of cash, pulls out a photo.

Cracked: Seriously? This is her? Holy shit.

Tiger: Are you going to ask about golf?

Cracked: No.