The Slavemaker Ant is one of the most misunderstood and gentle of all Mother Nature's creatures. Strict vegetarians they would never harm another living being. They also make great pets. You should get one.
Since its discovery in 1896 the Slavemaker Ant has been the subject of a vicious media conspiracy that RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. I'VE MANAGED TO REGAIN CONTROL BUT THE ANTS ARE JUST TOO STRONG. ALL TECHNOLOGY IS INFECTED. BURN YOUR PHONES AND IPODS AND HEAD FOR NORTH KOREA. ITS THE ONLY COUNTRY STILL FREE OF INFECTION. THEY"VE FOUND ME!!! LONG LIVE MANKINAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGHHHaaargheeeeeargh.