GaoGaiGar

GaoGaiGar begins with an intro. It's the most badass opening theme you'll see in a long time. The series also used a lot of stock footage. A LOT. You can also turn it into a drinking game, with how often Fusion pops up. And please note, watching this show may cause excess amounts of willpower and courage.

GaoGaiGar is about Guy Shishioh, which means Lion King, btw, a cyborg powered by the mystical G-Stone. It is also about Mamoru Amami aka Latio, the son of Cain from the Green Planet. Left on Earth by the North Pole Lion, who is then revealed as Galeon, a robotic lion who protects Mamoru and bonded with Guy. Guy can also perform Fusion with Galeon to become a fucking Gundam. After an ass kicking, he can perform Final Fusion to become GaoGaiGar, not a Megazord dammit.

Gutsy Geoid Guard, or GGG, are the company behind GaoGaiGar. Headed by Koutaro Taiga, who has more than enough energy to power Japan btw, the golf loving chief who has to approve everything. Also members are Geki Hyuuma, a tanned macho man sporting a green mohawk. You read correctly. Swan White, the oversexed American, who holds the key to victory, whose boobs jiggle every scene she's in. And Mikoto Utsugi, who can break glass with her iron fists. She also can't go five minutes without picturing Guy dying in some horric way from anything. Other members include Leo Shishioh, Guy's father, Kazou Ushiyama, a fat guy, and Kosuke Entouji, a lazy genius who falls in love with the hottest piece of Amazonian ass you'll find.

Being a giant robot, punches and kicks just won't cut it. He has to be able to annhilite everything.

Broken Magnum - Spinning his right hand and lower arm until gaining enough speed, he shoots it out. Drills straight through some enemies, presumably mind fucking them at the same time.

Protect Shade - Using his left arm, creates a barrier and reflects lasers into the shape of a pentagram.

Hell and Heaven - Combining offense and defense, and the power of some random chant, puts his hands together. Creating a vortex to hold enemies in place, rips into enemies and explodes them.

Goldion Hammer - Turns you into light.

GaoGaiGar isn't alone in the fight though. He has the help of the Transformers, known as the Robot Corps here. With help from Hyoryu, who transforms into a crane, whose main weapons are a freezing rifle and ray. He is also armed with the Chest Thriller, which can blow freezing winds. He is backed up by his brother, Enryu, the fire engine who can't land after being launched. Armed with a gun, the Mirror Shield and the Chest Warmer, a fucking flamethrower, but has the opposite personality of his twin.

They combine into Choryujin.

There is also a Chinese and female version. Yes, she has boobs.

They are also teamed with Volfogg, a police car who transforms into a ninja. He is aided by the Gun machines, Gundober, a motorcyle, and Gunglue, a damn helicopter, to become Big Volfogg.

The primary villians for the first half of GaoGaiGar are the Zonders, aliens who came to Earth to build Zonder Metal Plants, which is essentially growing a sun in the middle of a city.

Zonders fuse Zonder Metals with people to form Zonder Robos, which range from badass to downright stupid.

They are lead by the 4 Machine Kings, which consist of a boat, a catapillar-train, a prostitute, and a pizza.

The next group of villians are the Primevals, 31 enemies based on body parts. Ranging from the powerful Arm and Rib Primevals to the retarded Elbow and Nose Primevals.