So You Think You Can Dance
The show your girlfriend/little sister/creepy neighbor loves to tell you about.
Just The Facts
- It's a dancing contest. Fox airs it.
- Each season, the winner gets a big chunk of money and a contract to dance in some horrible production, like a Las Vegas Celine Dion concert or a teenybopper move about Homies and Clubbing.
- Nearly all of the contestants on this show are already professional dancers, making the title about as misleading as a seeing-eye dog with ADHD.
The Host
This is why it's tough for female authors to write for a mostly male audience. I have no idea what to tell you horny bastards about Cat Deeley. Therefore, I typed "Is Cat Deeley Hot" into Google, and the editors at Askmen.com gave her a rating of 72%. So there you go.
(This is what it takes to get a C- from internet nerds.)
She's the bland, friendly hostess of the show, kind of like Ryan Seacrest with breasts.
The Format
So You Think You Can Dance is just American Idol with less clothes. Don't let silly things like knowing anything about the show spoil this.
"But Topic-Writer," you may or may not be saying, "Isn't there a panel of judges on this show? Shouldn't I know about them and pay attention to their influence on the constestants and audience? And shouldn't I participate in the voting process?"
The answer is no. And you're welcome.
I happen to love this show. :P Yeah Mary is annoying (Cat is 100000x worse!) but the dancers are really incredible to watch. If you enjoy watching good dancers perform, you will like this show. And no, the judges don't count for anything. Vote based on what you like, not what the judges say. All they do is talk anyway.
ReplyGreat news! Mary Murphy is no longer going to be a judge on 'So You Think You Can Dance'. They got rid of her annoying, shreiking ass and replaced her with someone with diginity and self-restraint!
ReplyI still won't watch the show though....
My wife totally digs that show and I can't stand the voice of that Mary woman. Seriously, giving myself a circumcision in the dark with a chainsaw sounds more appealing to me than having to listen to her.
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