Gladiator

Gladiator, 300 with fewer greens screens and more creepy Romans

Where's my money?
Where's my money?
I think this one is self explanitiory
I think this one is self explanitiory

Just The Facts

  1. Russell Crowe in an amazing Roman soldier who pretty much bends over anyone in his way, then cuts off his head
  2. You learn, you laugh you cry, and you get to see lions eat people.
  3. Could use more nudity, but hey, when people are getting chopped in half by a chariot why complain?

Russell Crowe in his prime

From the very beginning you know how badass russell crowe is going to be, by demoishing an entire army in less than 6 minutes a lot of which is in slow motion so it could have only taken him 4. Its pretty much sending in Bill Goldberg to get your milk money back.

Crazy 'ol Joaquin

He just never fails, even when he has it all, and by all i mean Rome, and he just has to fuck with the only guy that has the balls to kill his rapping ass.

Now if they really wanted a good creepy villain for this movie, they should have gone with the ol stand by, Christopher Walken, i can just see him out in the collesium, ripping the head off a lion and wearing it like a hat.