First Impressions
Whenever we meet a new stranger we unfortunatly have to make something called the "First Impression" hopefully reading this you will pick up the Do's and Don'ts of first impressions.
First to help the women.
Now men don't seem to see a lot of females trying to befriend each other(They seem to meet at top secret areas to become and train to be new BFFs), but we do know one rule that turns anyone of a female.
The One And Only Rule: DON'T BE A STUCK UP BITCH!
"Everybody back of, this movie is all about the Tisdale"
You know who you are...
Now to help the guys.
Rule One: DON'T COME OF AS A CREEP!
Meeting new people and going to new places can be a scary experience so why do some people still insist on trying to scare the fuck out of anyone unfortunate enough to greet them or be introduced to them? There can be some early signs to spot you are coming of as creepy, for a start you try and break the ice by telling a joke, unfortunately the joke is a lame knock knock one and not funny in the slightest so you start to panic and sweat (Which is also a problem but hey we cannot help with your crappy personal hygiene, that is your own problem.) This is were you make your fatal error... the inappropriate story.
Yeah so when I hit the girl I reversed to finish the job and then just drove on.
You usually know something is wrong when telling these stories (The jaws dropping is a big helpful pointer for me personally.) but you are so panicky and everyone is now dead silent that you feel you have to continue, you have to break the silence, and that is usually were you tell the worst bit of the story and end up being a social outcast with a horrible nickname. Or in prison.
Rule Two: LET THE STRANGER TALK TOO!
This rule only applies really if you cannot possible think of a horrible story to tell, meaning you are quite dull, you like a lot of T.V and Movies and Games, and YOU ARE JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE! Do not assume the stranger you are meeting has just been on their latest trip back from the top of Everest and has found and caught Bigfoot there (Seriously the first thing that came to mind when writing that analogy). Chances are they also like music, and movies and T.V, and who knows maybe they like the same things you do, but you will only find that out if you shut the hell up. The biggest worry of whoever breaks rule two is that he/she is not interesting enough and ergo has to talk about any old thing and try to make them as interesting as possible, they talk about a movie or show so much and go into so much detail about it that the stranger has now lost all past love for that franchise. I guess the easiest way to avoid breaking this rule is to just listen to the stranger, be friendly and polite and before you know it you are new BFFs (No Top secret base needed.) or in a relationship.
