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Marijuana Legalization

American pot smokers have been punished with everything from life in prison to having one's "mellow harshed." Like their early 20th Century teetotaling counterparts, marijuana prohibitionists appeal to public health and safety.

Both Sides of the Issue (According to the Internet)

1. According to advocates, marijuana was made illegal in 1937 thanks to a wide-ranging conspiracy involving the manufacturers of paper, textiles, plastic and racism, all of which they say would be put out of business if hemp was made legal.

2. Despite the prohibition, more than 40 percent of Americans over age 12 have tried marijuana and were subsequently willing to say so on a survey.

3. In light of the recent economic collapse, many are asking if the legalization and taxation of marijuana can save the economy, though critics claim this campaign is driven by corporate lobbyists for Taco Bell and Frito-Lay.

4. President Barack Obama took a question about marijuana legalization during a townhall meeting in 2009, but implied that the Internet in fact does not care about bolstering tax revenue, but only wants to openly light up their bong on the sidewalk outside Chipotle. Thus, many pro-Obama Internet commenters have now switched their support back to Ron Paul.

5. Contrary to President Obama's claim, the Internet has come up with a number of economic arguments for marijuana legalization, and has even gone through the trouble of getting high and Photoshopping some of them for us, such as:

Creating new industries


by Gh0st

Bolstering existing industries


by badephemeris


by Necbromancer

Bolstering industries that the government pretends don't exist


by TheIconoclast

Making certain tourist industries way more appealing


by mcsuperawesome

And even making the space race interesting again


by ponposessed

Forcing youths to find creative outlets besides hiding places for weed


by Navigator2001Plus
and MadPiper6

Marijuana Legalization Articles

The 5 Greatest Things Ever Accomplished While High   Submitted by: jobrien   |   Sep 23, 2009 | Source: Cracked.com


Cracked Talk on | Marijuana Legalization

4 of 428 Comments

Yea legalize weed, the only ones who smoke it are liberal fucksticks and kids, and if the cunts are high more often they won't complain as much

1 Replies | Hide Replies | Reply | Posted on 11/2/2009 2:30 AM
Fubarman

I'm conservative and i smoke, from a political standpoint I don't see a problem with having more personal freedoms and less government control.

so yea, it's not just liberal fucksticks and kids

Posted on 11/6/2009 5:29 PM
xj67y

God grew everything on this Earth. If he didnt want it to exist then he wouldnt have created it! Legalize what God grew for us! And no there is nothing in the bible about you cant smoke weed infact the people in the bible smoked it! Bring it on!

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 10/29/2009 4:26 PM
Brittneyward

I love how 99% of people who want marijuana legalized are like 'fight the power man...' 'government iz ruling us all so we need to revolt!!11' 'oh my god my fingers are so huge'

Note that I'm in favor of legalizing weed, I just hate people who smoke it.

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 10/29/2009 8:28 AM
Moony

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