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Username Translator

Sometimes you can read someone's username and know exactly who you're dealing with, and which word they're about to misspell in the comment they left.

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You step blinking into the blinding white light. All is new and the opportunities are endless. The vast wilderness of the Internet lies stretched before you, beckoning you, enticing you with its untold possibilities. All that remains is a name, a handle, the very essence of definition for the blank slate that IS...you. It can not be overstated, the significance of this ac...oh, you've picked CockasarusRex...well, that's good too.

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8 Obnoxious Internet Commenters   Submitted by: jobrien   |   Jul 29, 2009 | Source: Cracked.com


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5 of 430 Comments

pretty funny.. although i think you could have gone a bit farther with this.

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 11/20/2009 9:42 AM
MaddHatter

Whats My Username Say?

1 Replies | Hide Replies | Reply | Posted on 11/13/2009 10:53 AM
RedHeadphone

nondescript nonsense phrase. fairly normal well-rounded individual.

Posted on 11/14/2009 10:44 AM
FreemDeem

I'd like to know what mine says about me. I mean i literally just picked two words at random and liked how they kinda sounded like something cute.

1 Replies | Hide Replies | Reply | Posted on 10/29/2009 9:26 PM
sugar-pickle

I've gotta sugar pickle. sorry couldn't help myself.

Posted on 11/4/2009 3:48 AM
McPasty_Boy

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