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Username Translator

Sometimes you can read someone's username and know exactly who you're dealing with, and which word they're about to misspell in the comment they left.

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You step blinking into the blinding white light. All is new and the opportunities are endless. The vast wilderness of the Internet lies stretched before you, beckoning you, enticing you with its untold possibilities. All that remains is a name, a handle, the very essence of definition for the blank slate that IS...you. It can not be overstated, the significance of this ac...oh, you've picked CockasarusRex...well, that's good too.

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8 Obnoxious Internet Commenters   Submitted by: Jack OBrien   |   Jul 29, 2009 | Source: Cracked.com


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Lol i hate creating user names, but i thought so im small= people call me pixie-ish and i am the fastest runner out of all my friends = speedy. Speedypixie :)

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 7/29/2010 8:47 PM
Speedypixie

I like muscular girls. Not bodybuilders, but fit girls. I made a group on Facebook called "Just Because A Guy Likes Muscular Girls, That Doesn't Make Him Gay". There are 15 members and only 2 of them like muscular girls: me and some lesbian.

1 Replies | Hide Replies | Reply | Posted on 7/29/2010 7:53 PM
MuscleGirlLover

sounds pretty gay : \

Posted on 7/29/2010 11:45 PM
ChrisYoung

mine is a name i drew out of a hat in 6th grade history when we were learning about ancient Greece by pretending to be a part of it... despite the being one letter off from a word that means "illness consisting of headaches, vomiting and diarrhea" it's just kinda stuck with me as a gamer tag...

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 7/29/2010 3:47 PM
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