Common User Names

Anyone can pass off a crappy username on the follies of youth, but what's unforgivable are the hordes of stock-names, the placeholders on every ... single ... site. Ones like:

User Names: The Most Important Choice of Your Life

You step blinking into the blinding white light. All is new and the opportunities are endless. The vast wilderness of the internet lies stretched before you, beckoning you, enticing you with it's untold possibilities. All that remains is a name, a handle, the very essence of definition for the blank slate that IS...you. It can not be overstated, the significance of this ac...oh, you've picked CockasarusRex...well, that's good too.