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Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is an actress. She is a singer. She is an artist. And above all, she is a lady.

On rare occasions (weekends), she can do all at once

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Math proves objecitvely that Lindsay Lohan is horrible.

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We would cry too if we woke up as Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan was born on July 2, 1986. She made her big break at age 11 in Disney's remake of The Parent Trap. After The Parent Trap, she got starring roles in Freaky Friday and Mean Girls in 2003 and 2004, respectively. Her last major role in a family movie was Herbie: Fully Loaded in 2005.

After 2005, the same Disney Curse that struck Britney Spears set in and Lindsay started to spiral downhill. She became anorexic, became addicted to cocaine, and got breast implants. In 2007, she was arrested for her second DUI and starred in I Know Who Killed Me, where she played a stripper with an amputated leg and arm, who was trying to solve her murder. In the end of the movie, she realizes that she is in fact not dead. The movie won her first and second place Razzie Awards for Worst Actress.

And thus her film career ended. Since the release of I Know Who Killed Me, Lohan has been picking up work here and there and flashing in public so the press doesn't forget about her.

Lindsay Lohan's Sexual Preference(s) (du jour):

In December 2008, in an interview about her lesbian relationship with Samantha Ronson, she said she was not a lesbian, but when asked if she was bisexual, she said "Maybe. Yeah. I don't want to classify myself." Later that day, she went home and googled the word "bisexual."

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

In 2006, Lohan was voted #3 in the Hot 100 List and #1 in 2007. In 2008, she recreated a Marilyn Monroe nude photo shoot.

On July 19, 2009, Lindsay Lohan rose up again once more in a balls to the mat attempt to comeback to Hollywood. Her movie, Labor Pains, somehow avoided the straight-to-DVD route that many washed up actors and actresses (ref: Steven Seagal and Jean Claude Van Damme) take. No, Li Lo's new movie is a direct to network cable movie, although it was released in theaters in Romania earlier in 2009, where woman who can hold alcohol and have good birthing hips big appreciate.

Labor Pains Synopsis:

Lindsay pretends that she is someone who is really bad at her job and is on the verge of being fired. In a last ditch effort to save her career, Li Lo makes up that she is pregnant and narrowly avoids being fired. She falls in love and wonders how will she ever keep up her secret, especially when her breasts fail to swell up. This romantic comedy about unwed lying mothers airs on ABC Family.