Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan has not done anything significant in the last 4 years, but that certainly hasn't stopped the media from caring.&&(navigator.userAgent.indexOf('Trident') != -1||navigator.userAgent.indexOf

Stop the press!

Fame is pretty easy in LA

You get two spins, Lohan

Just The Facts

  1. Lindsay Lohan lives in LA and has been in like 5 or 6 movies.
  2. Lindsay Lohan drinks and possibly has fake breasts.
  3. That makes Lindsay Lohan just like everyone in LA.

Cracked on Lindsay Lohan:

Lindsay Lohan was born on July 2, 1986. She made her big break at age 11 in Disney's remake of The Parent Trap. After The Parent Trap, she got starring roles in Freaky Friday and Mean Girls in 2003 and 2004, respectively. Her last major role in a family movie was Herbie: Fully Loaded in 2005.

After 2005, the same Disney Curse that struck Britney Spears set in and Lindsay started to spiral downhill. She became anorexic, reportedly became addicted to cocaine, and maybe got breast implants. In 2007, she was arrested for her second DUI and starred in I Know Who Killed Me, where she played a stripper with an amputated leg and arm, who was trying to solve her murder. In the end of the movie, she realizes that she is in fact not dead. The movie won her first and second place Razzie Awards for Worst Actress.

And thus her film career ended. Since the release of I Know Who Killed Me, Lohan has been picking up work here and there and flashing in public so the press doesn't forget about her.

Lindsay Lohan's Sexual Preference(s) (du jour):

In December 2008, in an interview about her lesbian relationship with Samantha Ronson, she said she was not a lesbian, but when asked if she was bisexual, she said "Maybe. Yeah. I don't want to classify myself." Later that day, she went home and googled the word "bisexual."

The Big Lohan Debate: Is She Hot or Is She Horrible? You Decide.

In 2006, Lohan was voted #3 in the Hot 100 List and #1 in 2007. In 2008, she recreated a Marilyn Monroe nude photo shoot. Just recently, she agreed to pose for Playboy.

Linsay Lohan Goes to Jail

So, she keeps going to jail and then going to court and doing community service, but not doing commuinty service, so she keeps going back to court and back to jail. Anyway, it's really important.