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So, you get pumped from watching the new Transformers, in a hastey decision you decide to throw on some clothes and go out to find Ms. Right. Or as others refer to it, get drunk until every girl in the place has a body as fine as Megan Fox. Pick one out and away you go right? Wrong. You've got to step your game up now. Due to increasing numbers of STD's found in the Mcdonald's playground, I'm not pointing anyone out here (I'm blaming the purple blob that just screams, Hey guys, come try my tasty chicken nuggets, oh yeah, how about a side of HIV while your kids are diving into the ball pit head first into who knows what.