Little Kids

You used to be a midget monstrosity too.

cute until you actualy have to take responsibility.
cute until you actualy have to take responsibility.

Just The Facts

  1. A little kid is classified as, "kind of cute, but then you thik it was SOOO not worth going to that party."
  2. It's fun listening to thier world interpetations.
  3. At least no more diapers.

How to be a little kid.

1. Have some period of time where you want to be a vetranarian. You do not qualify as a child if you do not at some point want to be a vet.

2. Then, wish to be an astronaut.

3.Have no understanding of the world other than Mommy will buy you that toy once you make her eardrums bleed.

4. Encounters with the other gender is fatal.

5.Mc Donald's will sustain you and is to be eaten on a constant basis.

6. Teenagers are gods. They still go on play dates AND they drive real live cars.

7. When playing with your friends, add "pretend" before everything. (And then pretend Barney was real.)