There's Something About Mary

Have you ever "GOT IT CAUGHT IN THE ZIPPER?"

Pork & Beans

Did you get the "pork and beans" caught in the zipper?

This Is your chance to weigh in on PENIS vs ZIPPER accidents.

I've been thinking about asking this for a long time but thought it might sound totally retarded. I'm gonna ask anyway

Has any other uncut guys gotten their skin caught in a zipper? I did when I was 7, i think. I did it at school, I was hurrying to not be late and zipped while running OWWWW!! I needed a bandage that was embarassing


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yes I have! lol yea I was around that age� wasn't at school though� it happened at home and took me a long time to get it out cause it freaking hurts! I don't even remember how I get it out� all I can remember now is the pain I felt that day� *sniff but yea seriously� PAIN! I am kind of happy to see i'm not the only one�


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all I can say is, ouch�


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wow that's embarassing, you probably shouldn't share that with other people, if you want to keep your reputation


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lmao!


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no. lol cant say i have


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lool

yah it happened but no bleeding or anything.


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This happens to even adults. Gotta be careful when zipping up if you don't wear underwear. My sig. other had it happen 3 years ago. HURTS!!!!!


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Yeah i've had that happened to me and it's not pretty.


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haha, you made me cringe and i don't even have one.


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Absolutely. Cut or uncut, I don't know any other boys who got through childhood without at least one zipper accident! This is as common as biting your tongue, sad to say.


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I dated a guy who this happened to. He wasn't wearing underwear and was a kid at the time. He said he still had a scar from it and he was 16 when I dated him.


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ouch did you forget your undies that day


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dude just wear underwear brief or boxer so that it wont be caught in the zipper. or mayby just have it circumsiced.


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holy **** dude.

im circumsized but i can imagine how bad that would hurt.

props for posting on the net:)


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Yeah. Its happened to me and I have a cut penis.


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circumcised guys can get caught too � probably more painful


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I personally haven't {dont have the equiptment} but have seen patients in the ER with that


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It's never happened to me, but i'm female.

Anyway, i'm sure it's happened to most guys and not just the ones with a foreskin. I've heard of it happening to guys without one.

A little tip:

Slow down and think about how you zip up!!


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ROFLMFAO


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dang man like 2 weeks ago, i zipped my johnson 2 times in a day, i hadnt recovered from the first hit before i was taken out by the second, it sucks, im circumsized though, guess im just wreckless?


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Worse� I'm cut,

and caught Mr. Happy's head

in a zipper� OWWWWW!

So it's gotta be easier to get

him railroaded by a zipper if

he's uncut. Oh, and guess what?

We're ALL retarded.


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happens to me all the time.


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its a good thing you were only seven


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Sorry! My foreskin was taken from me years ago.

Caught my balls a few times though!


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lmao


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I was circumcised so that never happened to me, but something worse did.

On a long car ride up from California to visit a friend in Canada, the vibration was so intense, that pre-c*m glued the tip of my p*n*s to my underwear.

I rode up in the car all day and night, by the time I got to my friends house, I had to urinate so bad I could taste it.

I went to the bathroom and in one quick move I whipped off my jeans and underwear, not realizing it had bonded to me like super-glue.

I felt a sharp pain, looked down and was horrified to see that part of the right side of my urethra had been ripped out of my body, and was dangling from the tip by a small flap of skin.

I thought quick and grabbed a cotton swab to push it back in and hold it in place while I urinated.

It fit back into place perfectly but it was still so painful to urinate through that I was screaming at the top of my lungs.

My friend came running and I had to explain the whole thing.

To which he joked " Too bad it didn't happen in California, then the state motto could be changed to 'URETHRA, I FOUND IT!' " (The real state motto starts with EUREKA).

I yelled, "Don't make me laugh it hurts too much". As we left his house and went to the hospital, but I couldn't help it, his joke really slew me.