Got corperate issues? Your boss got your down? Maybe you're attempting world domination? Time to call in...the Team.
RED and BLU: 2 companies fighting over world domination decided to hire a group of mercenaries to fight on their behalf amongst the various sites of these nefarious, espionage-ish goings-on. Also, did I mention these mercenaries are fresh from the asylum? These soldiers, all crazier than Charles Manson and with enough bloodlust to make Jason go, "FUCK", are on a seemingly non-existant payroll (Maybe they get paid in the hearts of their enemies?) and tend to shout things at random, like some form of phrase-based tourrets. Not to mention that there are no women among them and only one black guy.
It's obvious that these companies are also large enough to support huge cloning facilities and weapon factories, producing these soldiers on an assembly line like huge dolls, to be sent out to die. The corpses of which, in number, could probably feed every 3rd World Country for the next 20 years if they could just get over the urine-soaked frenchmen and the scotch-soaked...scotsman.
Though, to be fair to RED and BLU, to've hired these soldiers in the first place really commends their dedication to hiring every tom, dick, harry, and crazy that walks into their recruitment offices.
"Welcome aboard, Mister...Mrrphmrph?"
Then again, some were probably better left in padded, non-flammable rooms.
When you think of the Team Fortress 2 soldiers, many often miss the total scope of the mental and/or physical illnesses each one presents.
It's very probable that this doesn't even cover half of the problems these people experience. I doubt there's a psychology book in the world to help determine the full scope of problems with these mercenaries...
This book offers no help. Look away.