Yes the French, most of us know them as those bread eating sissies from across the sea. There was a time when they were the baddest mothers in town(or Europe as it was known back then). Now let's take a look back at their good times.
So we all know the French practically ruled the world, they helped create democracy, and are also pretty gay. So what happened really? sometime between the American revolution and World War I France's strength went the way of the Sega Dreamcast. We must look ahead and be aware as the French are looking for a way to get back on top using the three natural kryptonites of humanity:
And their wit.
The end is nigh, nigh indeed!