Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson is an extremely beautiful woman who is also an actress... we think. Is that what she does? I don't know, something is distracting me...

I'm sorry, what?


Well, at least I'm not the only one staring.

Just The Facts

  1. An American actress best known for her beauty.
  2. Has been nominated for 4 Golden Globes.
  3. If she were only nominated for 2, a pun would have been in order.
  4. Married to Ryan Reynolds.
  5. A sex tape would be God's gift to man.

Lost in Translation

Her first most notable role came in 2004 with Lost in Translation, where she played Bill Murray's "lover." She was also nominated for a Golden Globe for her acting in it.

I'm very jealous of Bill Murray right now.

Did we also mention that in this film she is extremely sexy in every scene and this is the first movie that we realized that she is smokin' hot?


As we pretended to feel sorry for her loneliness, we were really just staring at her legs.

Dat ass..

Marry me, Scarlett!!

After this movie released, the people who actually went to go see it, college students and artsy-fartsy types, Googled her name faster than you could ask "Is Angelina Jolie still the hottest in Hollywood?"

I'm sorry what was the question?

So, the only thing left to talk about is her beautiful and completely natural body.

Overall Hotness / Beauty

Again, it depends if you're a teenager or an adult, but teenagers would still blindly choose Megan Fox over Scarlett.

Teenagers need to reevaluate their decisions.

Awards that have to do with her body:

  • Ranked #9 in FHM's 100 Sexiest Women in the World (2005). And was also the highest ranking new entry to the list.
  • Named #24 on the Maxim magazine Hot 100 of 2005 list.
  • Named #6 on Maxim magazines "Hot 100" list of 2006
  • Chosen by FHM readers as "Sexiest Woman Alive" in FHM's 100 Sexiest Women in the World (2006).
  • Named "Sexiest Woman Alive" by Esquire Magazine [October, 2006]
  • Has been named the Sexiest Celebrity of 2007 by Playboy Magazine
  • Ranked #3 on the Maxim magazine Hot 100 of 2007 list
  • Ranked #2 on the Maxim magazine Hot 100 of 2008 list

In case you doubt the above rankings, here are some photos that prove her gorgeousness accompanied with the noises and actions an old cartoon character would make upon seeing her in person.

"Hamana hamana!"

*pounding on table*

*wolf whistling*

*eyes launch out and melt on table*

*toung rolls out*

"Woo Woo!!"

I can't do it anymore and I'm sure you'd rather just look at the pictures.

Jealous much, Ms. Portman?

I hate you Ryan Reynolds!

And he knows it too.