Scarlett Johansson is an extremely beautiful woman who is also an actress... we think. Is that what she does? I don't know, something is distracting me...
Her first most notable role came in 2004 with Lost in Translation, where she played Bill Murray's "lover." She was also nominated for a Golden Globe for her acting in it.
I'm very jealous of Bill Murray right now.
Did we also mention that in this film she is extremely sexy in every scene and this is the first movie that we realized that she is smokin' hot?
As we pretended to feel sorry for her loneliness, we were really just staring at her legs.
Marry me, Scarlett!!
After this movie released, the people who actually went to go see it, college students and artsy-fartsy types, Googled her name faster than you could ask "Is Angelina Jolie still the hottest in Hollywood?"
I'm sorry what was the question?
So, the only thing left to talk about is her beautiful and completely natural body.
Again, it depends if you're a teenager or an adult, but teenagers would still blindly choose Megan Fox over Scarlett.
Teenagers need to reevaluate their decisions.
Awards that have to do with her body:
In case you doubt the above rankings, here are some photos that prove her gorgeousness accompanied with the noises and actions an old cartoon character would make upon seeing her in person.
*pounding on table*
*eyes launch out and melt on table*
*toung rolls out*
I can't do it anymore and I'm sure you'd rather just look at the pictures.
Jealous much, Ms. Portman?
I hate you Ryan Reynolds!
And he knows it too.