A KEY strategy to winning your fantasy football league is to choose players who all fit a nice THEME:
It's important to remember that anything can be made into a fantasy sport. Try drafting a team of your relatives, scoring points for each time one of them goes to prison. Or combine the notion of stunning athleticism and prison likelihood (Cracked.com's Criminal Athlete Fantasy Draft Guide).
Also note that fantasy football strategy NEVER gets outdated. This is easily proven by referencing Cracked.com's 2006 Fantasy Football Draft Strategies. Note the first strategy: Don't draft Marshall Faulk because he probably won't play. This is EVEN MORE true today than it was in 2006, proving the article's extreme relevance.