Africa
Although a lot of bad shit has come from the MotherLand (monkey pox, most disease that can fuck up your wee-wee and fat ass dangerous honey bees). Africa is known for a lot of good things as well!
Just The Facts
- Africa has the most flies per capita at 40,000 per person.
- Contrary to belief Wesley Snipes is not the darkest muthafucka alive (tied for first with 1b people in Africa).
- Africa is a song written by Toto (No other continents have songs named after them).
Notable People From Africa
Who is the most people African Export? If you guessed Dikembe Mutumbo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo your a freakin genius. He oozes Africa (he's huge, he's black and he eats his impala extra rare).
Desmond Tutu
This muthafucka can't get jiggy wit dis shit and he is a bitch ass ......
Somalian Pirates (Johnny Depp and got shit on them)
African Fashion
These are some up and coming trends that you will undoubtable see shortly.
The Ugandan Giant Look
The Voodoo Look
Music (Is That Bomb Beats That I Hear)
Because Africa is the birthplace of life it is also the birthplace of music, check out these dope rhymes, biaaaatch!
Aint no passing craze
Turn your speakers up loud for this






f**k you. This s**t sucks - do you really not have nothing better to cover in a article than this bullshit?
ReplyThis is the worst Dumb-Ass article on cracked. Screw you loser.
ReplyI Live in South Africa and this page was so f*****g stupid it was offensive.
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... Are you serious?
Did you really just make a joke about AIDS on an africa topic page?
Screw you.
"Africa is a song written by Toto (No other continents have songs named after them)."
ReplyWhat about America by Pain of Salvation?, though the song is aimed at the USA, America is still a whole continent, and the song is named after it.
America is not a continent, North America and South America
and this article is s**t
Or Asia has a band named after it.
This was a waste.
Of course he's retarded. No sane person would think that this s**t is funny.
ReplyThis is an insult to Africans. Are you retarded?
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